You may remember last year when I took a road trip with my father, my two dogs, and a 14′ canoe. Guess what I did recently (hold the canoe)!
Dad didn’t disappoint this year either. Before we even left, he was trying to carry hot coffee through the house, while the dogs made figure-eights around his legs. “Behave!” he told them. “This is the living room!”
Then we got on the road…
Dad, finger in the air: To tweet is to stupidify. I have spoken.
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Dad, trying to explain his recent orthodontic procedures: …pinion, implant… I’m searching for a one-syllable word. Like a good American.
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Dad, as a car passed by with “Just Married” painted in the rear window: Idiots.
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Dad, gesturing at a bunch of idle construction equipment, as we drove through a downpour: Why aren’t these guys working?
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Dad, post-Taco Bell: …Mexican-type reverberations up through my solar plexus.
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Dad, at a freeway dragonfly: You corrupt, suntanned, white-Mercedes, lane-skipping…!
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Dad, in Middleborough, Massachusetts: This is “The Cranberry Capital of the World”, it says. Not “Southern New England’s Garbage Dump”.
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Dad, to a crotch rocket rider who nearly tagged my fender: You’re a statistic waiting to happen, you little twat!
AHAHAHHHHAHHAAHAAAAAAAA!
thank you. i needed that.
HA!!!!!!!! MORE MORE MORE! love you guys! can’t wait to be there with you!
Da Man!
More! Please
Love it! More road trips with your pop!
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