I’m cute. Pretty, even. Mostly cute. But I’ve never been the kind of girl that guys (and other girls, Margo) dream about. They never stopped buffing the fender of their car to watch me walk by.
Until I went to Mexico.
In the spring of ’97, I did my study abroad semester in el Distrito Federal. That’s Mexico City to you. And I tell ya, guys would cross streets to come talk to me. In the subway station, they would approach me and offer to accompany me to wherever I was going. Taxi and pesero drivers would propose marriage on a regular basis. Those who didn’t want to engage in conversation or holy matrimony would cat-call:
- Hermosa (Beautiful)
- Guapa (Hottie)
- Güera (Light-skinned, light-eyed girl)
- Si yo fuera tu hombre… (If I was your man…), and of course,
- ¡Que pechote! (Nice rack)
Or they would just hiss. Sss-sss-sss-sss. That’s Mexican for “DAMN, WOMAN!”
I have to say, though the cat-calling offended my feminist sensibilities, for the most part it was awesome. After years of insecurity about my body, I went around baring my midriff, more than a little swagger in my step.
Of course, coming back to the States was a jarring. All my food tasted bland with no chile on it, and nobody was whistling and leering at me. Men certainly didn’t ford rivers to come talk to me.
Until today.
I was walking along the Eno River, when I saw a guy climbing out of a swimming hole. I smiled and said hello, which is what I do with every person I see along the trail, and kept walking. About ten yards past, I heard him say, “What are your dogs’ names?” I turned around and introduced Redford and friend-dog Barley who I’d brought along for the jaunt, and explained that I had another at home who was laid up. The dude introduced himself. He had a firm handshake and the warmest, I-love-life smile on his very beardy face. We chatted for a little bit, and I hiked on. On the way back, I met up with him again, and discovering we had parked in the same place, we walked back together.
After being out of the water for a while, he was drying off. His blondish hair looked about four days away from dreading, and he put on a tie-dye shirt that said (I shit you not) We Be Jammin’. He was covered in colorful splotches. I asked him what he’d been painting. Murals, found objects, he said.
When he effused about the beautiful spot we were in, I listed off a bunch of other great hiking places I knew in the area. “Sounds like we need to do some hiking,” he said.
Though we barely knew each other, everything I said seemed to confirm this awesome belief he had in what a wonderful, interesting person I was. It was weird. And lovely.
As we crested the bridge, he said, “I’ve never been over this.”
I responded, “But how did you get over to the swimming hole?”
“I bush-whacked.”
“But what did you do—swim across the river?”
“Yeah, I had to come say hi to you.”
Every time I meet a man, I start cataloging the reasons why he and I won’t work, and today was no different. But he called me tonight. (Me: “So how was your Sunday?” Him: “Great, I met you.”) And I’m going to a little art opening he’s having this week. And maybe, just maybe, I should open myself up to the possibility of dating a carefree, no-deodorant-wearing, most-likely-pot-head artist who thinks I’m worth swimming a river to meet.
Reading this made me smile and feel happy so my advice is to shut up and go with it. Please.
There’s a reason why I passed out this afternoon- open yourself to the gifts of the universe. Wasn’t that pretty much the advice you gave me yesterday? Follow it…
Love you!
(and I would totally swim a river to see you, just fyi)
Yay! Good luck! And you are pretty, just so you know. :)
hell, i can name 5 women right now who;d swim a river to meet you. can’t you, kathleen?
but hey, go for it, kiddo. go.
Thanks, Jessie. I’m going to try. Shutting up my internal monologue is like trying to stop a charging rhino.
Cort, SO, SO GREAT to see you this weekend. Boy, twelve years seemed like nothing gone by. (And just so we’re not too woo-woo about this, I met him before you passed out.)
Thanks, Justin. Yer a shweetie. And handsome. And you smell good.
Aw, Margo. I’d swim Buzzards Bay to see you!
Awe. sweet post.
Hey..you have to let the swimmer in and shut up that monolgue…just see how you relate..loved this post…very sweet…like you can be.
Maybe he’ll smell better away from the river!
aw. i logged in to re-read all the new-school posts and found THIS. and now i have chills. and maybe i’m teary. it’s just…“Yeah, I had to come say hi to you.” i mean… yeah. tears. i’d swim a thousand rivers to talk to you… and i love you. and… i’m going to go re-read the school posts now. but then i’m going to read this one again.
and now i just read this one again and it STILL gives me chills. you are the prize.
Amy…loved this post! Like I tell my kids: when you are faced with an opportunity, don’t pass up on it and regret it later… looking forward to future updates on this!
I don’t know, Norma–you’d think the river might’ve washed him off a little….
Melissa, I would swim rivers to talk to you, but just so I didn’t have to put in that much effort all the time, I made you marry my brother. The Eno gets cold in winter. It worked out better this way, with your taking my last name.
Lori, yes! I’m trying to remember that these days. I saw a Mark Twain quote recently: “Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones that you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails.”
Margo, in case you didn’t see Kathleen’s comment on Facebook, I’m reposting it here: “Margo…i can name at least 7 women that would cross a river for amy, the problem is 6 of them reside within myself and one of them is you”
Ha ha ha ha!
siiiiiiiiiigh. i had to re-read this. i can’t wait to hear about the art opening!
I LURVE YOU, Melissy.
HOLY @#$$$^%$^%@!!!!!!!! Call me immediately!
And I am all teary- after reading this magically delicious post again! Sure…I just finished booby feeding my baby for the 4th time this morning and we are looking forward to watching The Price is Right, so I am a little house bound and hormonal- but oh my. LOVE IT! Have fun Amy!
He sounds too cute! And, it sounds like he might LITERALLY blaze and glaze. Done and done.
sorry i can’t join you for the art opening. i hope it goes . . . swimmingly! ;-)
Aw, Sammy. That baby has the best boobies to feed from, and those boobies are attached to a great lady.
Oh, Katie, he most definitely blazes and glazes. Or blazes and paints found objects.
Erika, it was good! I wish you could’ve gone.
Just say yes… My New Year’s resolution… JUST SAY YES… inside your head too… I know how your brain works…SAY YES there too!
Unless you have a specific reason to say no… :)
i think i love you, kate.
Wise Kate. Yes.