Why, that would be
That I cooked. As my 21-month-old niece would say, deeYISHus!
Now, do those two foods go together in the gastronomic sense?
I know not. I care not.
And did this dinner give me the toots?
Yes. Yes, it did.
But whatever, y’all. I’m cooking! Turns out, all you have to do is get a recipe and do the things in the recipe. That’s it. (Were it that simple with finding a boyfriend!)
Another thing I’m learning: you folks who cook things, you wipe down your stoves every day, don’t you? Every day. That part sucks.