I found out that a farm just up the road from me had a summer produce CSA.<\/p>\n
Yay, local produce!<\/p>\n
Yay, reducing my grocery-related carbon footprint!<\/p>\n
Yay, supporting local business!<\/p>\n
Yay, yummy things for me all summer!<\/p>\n
As soon as my tax refund came through, I wrote a check for $500 and sauntered up attaway.<\/p>\n
In the driveway sat a car with the following bumper stickers:
\nBush\/Cheney ’04
\nMcCain-Palin
\nand my favorite…
\nI Think Therefore I Vote Republican<\/p>\n
Goddammit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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