1. What did the zero say to the 8?<\/p>\n
“Nice belt.”<\/p>\n
2. What did the 1 say to the 7?<\/p>\n
“You got bangs!”<\/p>\n
3. Two fish swam into a concrete wall. One fish looked at the other fish and said, “Dam.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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