Don’t ever tell me that I’ve lost weight.\u00a0 Don’t tell me I look thinner.<\/p>\n
I fucking hate it.<\/p>\n
First of all, I haven’t, and I don’t.\u00a0 Lost weight or look thinner, that is.\u00a0 I don’t diet; I don’t lose weight.\u00a0 And even if I did, I stopped weighing myself about seven years ago so I wouldn’t know it.<\/p>\n
Second of all, I’m not that fat<\/em> to begin with.\u00a0 My friend Sean and I used to talk about this all the time.\u00a0 People who haven’t seen us in a while always <\/em>say we look like we’ve lost weight, so he and I came to the conclusion that, in their minds, we live as obelisks.<\/p>\n Third of all, it’s none of your fucking business!\u00a0 Would you say, “Boy, your acne has really cleared up!”\u00a0 By making a statement about my imaginary weight loss, you’re condemning whatever I supposedly looked like previously.<\/p>\n Tell me I look smokin’ hot.\u00a0 Tell me you love my new shirt.\u00a0 But don’t fucking tell me I’m “shrinking”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Don’t ever tell me that I’ve lost weight.\u00a0 Don’t tell me I look thinner. I fucking hate it. First of all, I haven’t, and I don’t.\u00a0 Lost weight or look thinner, that is.\u00a0 I don’t diet; I don’t lose weight.\u00a0 And even if I did, I stopped weighing myself about seven years ago so I … Continue reading You’re Shrinking<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":84,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions\/84"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}