Hey, North Carolina, in particular the Triangle, I love you too! Buxton, I don’t know who you are, but thanks for stopping by. Go ‘head and set a spell.<\/p>\n
You’re second on my list, New Jersey.\u00a0 And by ‘New Jersey’, I mean ‘Dan’. Hi, Dan. Love you.<\/p>\n
You know, Cartersville, Georgia, I appreciate your 30 visits, but your 22 seconds per visit is making my bounce rate look foul. Don’t make me cut you.<\/p>\n
New York, what? I can’t get no love from upstate?<\/p>\n
Lovin’ the look of that big orange dot over Lexington, Virginia.<\/p>\n
The only sugar I’m getting from Massachusetts is Sandwich.\u00a0 Thank you, Dad. No thank you, everybody else I know in Massachusetts.<\/p>\n
Springfield, Illinois, you don’t come around much, but your nearly-three-minute-long stay and your 6.75-pageviews-per is making me feel you.\u00a0 Let’s see if we can make this work.<\/p>\n
Same goes for you, Knoxville.<\/p>\n
Austin, you think you can just hit it and quit it? Sixteen seconds is all you want from me.\u00a0 Yeah, well, I don’t need you either. Go on, get out of here!…(Wait, come back. I’ll be good.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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