{"id":805,"date":"2010-03-25T20:43:33","date_gmt":"2010-03-26T00:43:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=805"},"modified":"2010-03-25T20:43:33","modified_gmt":"2010-03-26T00:43:33","slug":"eau-de-toilette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/25\/eau-de-toilette\/","title":{"rendered":"Eau de Toilette"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, central North Carolina! Two questions:<\/p>\n<p>1. What are the trees with the white flowers that are blooming right now?\u00a0 Not the dogwoods, the other ones.<\/p>\n<p>2. Considering that they smell like pee, why don&#8217;t we cut them all down?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, central North Carolina! Two questions: 1. What are the trees with the white flowers that are blooming right now?\u00a0 Not the dogwoods, the other ones. 2. Considering that they smell like pee, why don&#8217;t we cut them all down?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=805"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":806,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805\/revisions\/806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}