{"id":7995,"date":"2015-12-28T08:40:45","date_gmt":"2015-12-28T13:40:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=7995"},"modified":"2015-12-28T08:40:45","modified_gmt":"2015-12-28T13:40:45","slug":"the-avid-bruxist-fixes-her-stitches-part-the-seventh-or-thatsnotaknifethisisaknife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2015\/12\/28\/the-avid-bruxist-fixes-her-stitches-part-the-seventh-or-thatsnotaknifethisisaknife\/","title":{"rendered":"The Avid Bruxist Fixes Her Stitches, Part the Seventh, or #thatsnotaknifeTHISisaknife"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hello, lovers! Your fashion-challenged<\/a> Avid Bruxist is back with another Fix. (See Parts 1<\/a>, 2<\/a>, 3<\/a>,\u00a04<\/a>, 5<\/a>, and 6<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

First up, a shirrrrrrrt.<\/p>\n

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Michelle Cross Back Knit Top<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I like this shirt. Cool pattern, or possibly upholstery on Granny’s couch pattern, what do I know really. Also, I feel like Kate would say it “hits” me in the “wrong spot”, BUT NOBODY ASKED YOU, KATE. (Not related: Kate, call me–I have a question.) Also too, lookee:<\/p>\n

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Criss-cross applesauce.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Bet you weren’t expecting that! I wasn’t either, but I yike it. Just have to (a) leave my hair down, or (b) make sure my bacne is under control on days I wanna wear it.<\/p>\n

Next a simple black V-neck (and V-back!) shell:<\/p>\n

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Fun2Fun Blount Flutter Sleeve Blouse<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Good for work or play! Dress it up, dress it down, belt it, cinch it.<\/p>\n

These jeans were comfy:<\/p>\n

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Kut From the Kloth Kate Distressed Jean<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

…so I was hoping Kate would say keep ’em, but instead she said, “Boyfriend cut?” And I was like, “OMG SORCERESS HOW DO YOU KNOW JUST BY LOOKING.” She said boyfriend cut jeans were for people shaped like Posh Spice, which one could debate that I am not.<\/p>\n

It’s OK though\u00a0because\u00a0they had deliberate rips on the right leg, and I just don’t dig pre-disastered jeans.<\/p>\n

They could probably send me one of these infinity scarves every Fix, and I’d keep it:<\/p>\n

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Look by M Chloe Houndstooth Infinity Scarf<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

But then, what is this, like, Crocodile Dundee chic or something?:<\/p>\n

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Pixley Analisse Anorak Jacket<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I thought maybe it was just because I hadn’t zipped it up.<\/p>\n

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It wasn’t because I hadn’t zipped it.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Would\u00a0accessorizing help?<\/p>\n

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Accessorizing would not help.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I couldn’t figure out what was wrong with it, so I asked Kate. She was like, “It’s too big for you.”<\/p>\n

OH! Gah, sometimes I still don’t get it.<\/p>\n

Hey! Use\u00a0this link<\/a>\u00a0to try Stitch Fix for yourself because if you do that, they\u2019ll give me a $25 credit, and I’ll keep posting these silly blogs about it. (I don’t get no monies for posting. No opinions have been swayed by monies.)<\/p>\n

Stay tuned for future Fixes!<\/p>\n

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Hello, lovers! Your fashion-challenged Avid Bruxist is back with another Fix. (See Parts 1, 2, 3,\u00a04, 5, and 6.) First up, a shirrrrrrrt. I like this shirt. Cool pattern, or possibly upholstery on Granny’s couch pattern, what do I know really. Also, I feel like Kate would say it “hits” me in the “wrong spot”, … Continue reading The Avid Bruxist Fixes Her Stitches, Part the Seventh, or #thatsnotaknifeTHISisaknife<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7996,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[125],"tags":[155],"class_list":["post-7995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fayshun","tag-stitch-fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7995"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7995\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8008,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7995\/revisions\/8008"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7996"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}