{"id":7956,"date":"2015-11-02T07:50:15","date_gmt":"2015-11-02T12:50:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=7956"},"modified":"2015-11-02T07:50:15","modified_gmt":"2015-11-02T12:50:15","slug":"the-avid-bruxist-fixes-her-stitches-part-the-fifth-or-im-getting-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2015\/11\/02\/the-avid-bruxist-fixes-her-stitches-part-the-fifth-or-im-getting-it\/","title":{"rendered":"The Avid Bruxist Fixes Her Stitches, Part the Fifth, or I’M GETTING IT"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hiyo, fashionistas! I’m back with another Fix!\u00a0(See Parts 1<\/a>, 2<\/a>, 3<\/a>, and 4<\/a>.)<\/p>\n

First, the Definitely-Like-Its:<\/p>\n

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Iglesia Pleated Blouse from Papermoon and Elvira Natural Stone Pendant Necklace by Zad<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Here’s my consult with Kate:<\/p>\n

Me: Shirt looks boring in pic, but I like it. Pleats in front. Navy. Looks black in pic. Sleeves roll up and button if I’m in the mood. Necklace is kinda cray, but I think it’s a statement piece. RIGHT? DOES IT TIE THINGS TOGETHER?!<\/em><\/p>\n

Kate: Hahaha, you knew exactly what I was gonna say! Totally dig the necklace.<\/em><\/p>\n

SCORE ONE, ME.<\/p>\n

Hey look, a dress that covers *almost* all of my thigh cellulite:<\/p>\n

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Papermoon (again) Weston Faux Wrap Dress; up underneath: Bandelettes, still good but not perfect–I chafe a little around them; red Frye flats, which I’m gonna have to bag–I can’t take the hurtiness anymore. Anybody with the foot-width of a normal human want to buy a pair of size 7 Frye flats that’ve been worn six times?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Kate’s only question about the dress was, “Does it keep ladies covered when you move?” I assured her it\u00a0did, and she gave me the thumbs up.<\/p>\n

Now, for the Others:<\/p>\n

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Papermoon (yet again) Kasidy Swing Skirt<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I really wasn’t sure what I thought about it, so I messaged Kate. She said she liked it but didn’t love it.\u00a0She told me swishy isn’t really my “best silhouette” but that I “kill a pencil”*. I sent the swishy skirt back.<\/p>\n

(*Oh yeah, I have a pencil skirt in my closet that Kate made me buy a couple years ago. Wonder if it fits my post-pregnancy midriff.)<\/p>\n

Last item:<\/p>\n

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Anita Skinny Pant from Liverpool<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Here’s my exchange with Kate about them:<\/p>\n

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I’VE BECOME THE TEACHER.<\/p>\n

ALL YOUR FAYSHUN RULES ARE BELONG TO ME.<\/p>\n

Not really, of course, but it’s nice to know that, three\u00a0years in, I’m finally\u00a0learning how this shit works. Self high-five.<\/p>\n

Stay tuned for future Fixes!<\/p>\n

And if you want to try Stitch Fix yourself, please use this link<\/a> because they\u2019ll give me a $25 credit, and in return I\u2019ll give you an internet high-five or smooch, your choice.\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Hiyo, fashionistas! I’m back with another Fix!\u00a0(See Parts 1, 2, 3, and 4.) First, the Definitely-Like-Its: Here’s my consult with Kate: Me: Shirt looks boring in pic, but I like it. Pleats in front. Navy. Looks black in pic. Sleeves roll up and button if I’m in the mood. Necklace is kinda cray, but I … Continue reading The Avid Bruxist Fixes Her Stitches, Part the Fifth, or I’M GETTING IT<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7957,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[125],"tags":[130,131,155],"class_list":["post-7956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fayshun","tag-fashion","tag-fayshun-2","tag-stitch-fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7956"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7956\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7971,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7956\/revisions\/7971"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}