{"id":7940,"date":"2015-10-05T08:34:33","date_gmt":"2015-10-05T12:34:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=7940"},"modified":"2015-10-05T08:36:05","modified_gmt":"2015-10-05T12:36:05","slug":"the-avid-bruxist-fixes-her-stitches-part-the-fourth-or-size-matters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2015\/10\/05\/the-avid-bruxist-fixes-her-stitches-part-the-fourth-or-size-matters\/","title":{"rendered":"The Avid Bruxist Fixes Her Stitches, Part the Fourth, or Size Matters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Won&#8217;t bury the lede&#8211;kind of another swing and a miss on this one. Not because of the style. Mostly a size issue this time. For example:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_7943\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7943\" style=\"width: 541px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_6509-e1443972805586.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-7943 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_6509-e1443972805586.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_6509\" width=\"541\" height=\"650\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7943\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Creative Commune Marvelle Peplum Blouse<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Style was cute. Design, also cute. But when I lifted my arms, the elastic waist ended up tucked under my boobs. Probably because they sent me a Large Petite, and while I&#8217;m not Torso McGee, I don&#8217;t think I have an especially short trunk either.<\/p>\n<p>Also, the neckline had this cool twisty feature, but the hooks-and-eyes wouldn&#8217;t stay latched. Not a huge deal&#8211;I could&#8217;ve fixed it with a quick squeeze from a pair of pliers&#8211;but at $58, I don&#8217;t think I should have to do repairs right off the bat.<\/p>\n<p>Another size casualty:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_7944\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7944\" style=\"width: 488px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_6512-e1443972832743.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-7944 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_6512-e1443972832743.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_6512\" width=\"488\" height=\"650\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7944\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Greenich (yes, spelled like that :\/) Striped Knit Top from Pixley<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I <em><strong>loved<\/strong><\/em> this shirt and would&#8217;ve kept it. Look at the elbow patches! Patchy elbows! How professorial!<\/p>\n<p>But it fit like a wetsuit.<\/p>\n<p>And then with the opposite problem:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_7945\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7945\" style=\"width: 488px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_6513.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-7945 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_6513-e1443973178568.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_6513\" width=\"488\" height=\"650\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7945\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">RD Style Rowca Scoop Neck Pull Over Sweater<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>This sweater made me look like a fat potato.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, two items in the Fix were not really size-specific. First:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_7946\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7946\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_6514-e1443973192278.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-7946 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_6514-e1443973192278.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_6514\" width=\"650\" height=\"650\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7946\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sammie Plaid Infinity Scarf from Look by M; hair by Caught in a Light Drizzle; makeup by\u00a0I Don&#8217;t Wear Makeup During the Day<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_7947\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7947\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_6522.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-7947 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_6522-e1443973207444.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_6522\" width=\"650\" height=\"650\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7947\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Here it is, doubled up.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t sure about the scarf. I thought I liked it, but sometimes I don&#8217;t know what I like, so I ask Kate if I like it. Turns out, I like it.<\/p>\n<p>Lastly, a purse because my <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/23\/fayshun-quest\/\" target=\"_blank\">stuff bucket<\/a>&#8216;s handles were falling apart:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_7942\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7942\" style=\"width: 488px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_6508.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-7942 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/IMG_6508-e1443972772873.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_6508\" width=\"488\" height=\"650\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7942\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Moda Luxe Brooks Crossbody Bag<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Truth be told, it&#8217;s not perfect. First, I prefer silver accents to gold. Second, it&#8217;s got tassles, and tassles make me feel weird. And finally, the makeup pouch is in the flap, so the zipper for it is upside-down. Not ideal for a mombag&#8211;how&#8217;m I gonna grab my Dr. Pepper chapstick one-handed?!<\/p>\n<p>But I like the style, mostly, and the color is gorgeous (navy, if you can&#8217;t tell from the pic), and well shit, I just didn&#8217;t want to go another month without a stuff bucket.<\/p>\n<p>Stay tuned for future Fixes!<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>And if you want to try Stitch Fix yourself, please use <a href=\"https:\/\/www.stitchfix.com\/referral\/5389752\" target=\"_blank\">this link<\/a> because they\u2019ll give me a $25 credit, and in return I\u2019ll give you an internet high-five or smooch, your choice.\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>______________________<\/p>\n<p>Like Avid Bruxist on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/Avid-Bruxist\/181941891834209\" target=\"_blank\">Facebook.<\/a><br \/>\nFollow Avid Bruxist on <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/avidbruxist\" target=\"_blank\">Twitter<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Read my other stuff at <a href=\"http:\/\/fatcrossfitter.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Fat CrossFitter<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/babyhappypants.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Baby Happy Pants<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Won&#8217;t bury the lede&#8211;kind of another swing and a miss on this one. Not because of the style. Mostly a size issue this time. For example: Style was cute. Design, also cute. But when I lifted my arms, the elastic waist ended up tucked under my boobs. Probably because they sent me a Large Petite, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2015\/10\/05\/the-avid-bruxist-fixes-her-stitches-part-the-fourth-or-size-matters\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Avid Bruxist Fixes Her Stitches, Part the Fourth, or Size Matters<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7947,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[125],"tags":[130,131,155],"class_list":["post-7940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-fayshun","tag-fashion","tag-fayshun-2","tag-stitch-fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7940"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7940\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7952,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7940\/revisions\/7952"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7947"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}