{"id":7673,"date":"2014-01-29T14:12:27","date_gmt":"2014-01-29T19:12:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=7673"},"modified":"2014-01-29T14:13:08","modified_gmt":"2014-01-29T19:13:08","slug":"im-crying-and-dying-because-of-this-budweiser-commercial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/29\/im-crying-and-dying-because-of-this-budweiser-commercial\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Crying and Dying Because of This Budweiser Commercial"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uQB7QRyF4p4\" height=\"315\" width=\"560\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>See, that puppy just wants to be with her horsey best friend and even goes through the RAIN to say hi, and that hot rancher just keeps takin her back (sigh&#8212;ha ha), and the puppy lady is like *sorry about that*&#8230; *again*, and *hey, quit escapin under the fence!*, and then the puppy gets adopted and put in that fancy car, but that puppy is not a fancy car city type, she&#8217;s a *ranch dog*, and that Clydesdale does the horse equivalent of running through a crowded airport to stop a loved one from boarding a plane for that internship in Paris because it LOVES that puppy, and it jumps over that fence RIGHT AT THE SWELL OF THE SONG, and its posse is all *Yo back that ass up, city slicker*, and the city slicker&#8217;s like WHOA WTF, and the puppy goes back to the hot rancher and her horsey BFF, and I&#8217;ve watched it seven times.<\/p>\n<p>Eight times.<\/p>\n<p>OK, eleven times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>See, that puppy just wants to be with her horsey best friend and even goes through the RAIN to say hi, and that hot rancher just keeps takin her back (sigh&#8212;ha ha), and the puppy lady is like *sorry about that*&#8230; *again*, and *hey, quit escapin under the fence!*, and then the puppy gets adopted &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/29\/im-crying-and-dying-because-of-this-budweiser-commercial\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;m Crying and Dying Because of This Budweiser Commercial<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animules","category-whats-making-me-happy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7673","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7673"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7673\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7676,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7673\/revisions\/7676"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7673"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7673"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7673"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}