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<\/a><\/p>\nTrippy. Why is Tinkerbell wearing a hot pink snowsuit, and where’s Peter Pan?<\/p>\n
I don’t know the answer to the first question, but [SPOILER ALERT] the answer to the second is, nowhere to be found. He don’t even enter into it. Maybe this is after she emigrates from Neverland.<\/p>\n
Sure it would be fun, but what the fuck does Tinkerbell have to do with it?<\/p>\n Well, study hard, and hope to god we’re still funding NASA when you’re of age.<\/p>\n Or that, sure.<\/p>\n That bunny is skeeving me out.<\/p>\n Hey, my sister had those sleeves on her Junior Marshal dress.<\/p>\n Space\/acid, tomato\/tomahto.<\/p>\n Fluffy and Skeevy the Rabbit have the same eyes.<\/p>\n Is it me, or are these the world’s most boring coloring pages?<\/p>\n Yeah, I don’t think pet space helmets have to be airtight.<\/p>\n That’s not what Tinkerbell looks like.<\/p>\n This is what Tinkerbell looks like:<\/p>\n And she’s fickle and jealous and sassy, not whatever innocuous middle-school cheerleader she’s repped as up there.<\/p>\n Sure, King Goodnik of Robotron.<\/p>\n The fugly palace.<\/p>\n Wait, but they’re both queens.<\/p>\n Srsly tho, what did they do with the cat?<\/p>\n I remember going on the monorail around Disney. I thought it would be like another ride. I thought wrong.<\/p>\n They also invented the sweet mullet\/visor combo. And the bacon coffee-stirrer.<\/p>\n Their planet is a volleyball.<\/p>\n Those jobs being playing Etch-a-Sketch and Pong.<\/p>\n Oh, shit! UNION.<\/p>\n That building doesn’t look great to me. It looks like a normal fucking building.<\/p>\n “But they wouldn’t stop fucking whistling<\/em>.”<\/p>\n “Moreover, our pet shrews were distraught despite their snazzy pajamas.”<\/p>\n “Not even bacon-stirred coffee could rouse them from their beds.”<\/p>\n “Their Members Only jackets are of little comfort.”<\/p>\n Destroy them!—who the fuck cares? They’re robots<\/em>! And\u00a0THEY TOOK OUR JOBS<\/a>!<\/p>\n Now the dog’s missing too.<\/p>\n Is that COBOL?<\/p>\n Ohhhhhhhh.<\/p>\n Tinkerbell. Made moonbeams disappear.<\/p>\n Their feather-dusting got mad weak, son.<\/p>\n That robot sucks at everything<\/em>.<\/p>\n Disk Drive. Get it?<\/p>\n AW NOW YOU FUCKED UP, ROBOT.<\/p>\n That plant’s all, “WTF?”<\/p>\n “Stop that androgynous child! He-she stole my Casio keyboard! How will I play the Axel F Theme with a bossa nova beat?!”<\/p>\n Robo-schadenfreude.<\/p>\n And to insult the very idea of fashion.<\/p>\n Haters gonna hate.<\/p>\n I bet cake from Robokroger tastes just like cake from Kroger.<\/p>\n Wouldn’t want to overstay their welcome.<\/p>\n There by spacesuit, return by cloud<\/em>—got it. But hey, at least the robots didn’t eat Lulu and Fluffy.<\/p>\n Shit, that house does look cozy.<\/p>\n Another<\/em> dream? This was all a dream? What a fascinating plot device that’s never ever been used before.<\/p>\n Mother started having kids when she was 11.<\/p>\n I feel like we all learned a lot here.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I found this coloring book in my childhood home in a closet, a closet that I think was the one my mom used for stockpiled future gifts. Trippy. 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