{"id":7345,"date":"2013-08-02T20:12:06","date_gmt":"2013-08-03T00:12:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=7345"},"modified":"2013-08-02T20:12:06","modified_gmt":"2013-08-03T00:12:06","slug":"you-guys-its-my-4-year-blogiversary-with-retrobruxist-friday-8213","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/08\/02\/you-guys-its-my-4-year-blogiversary-with-retrobruxist-friday-8213\/","title":{"rendered":"You Guys, It&#8217;s My 4-Year Blogiversary (with Retrobruxist Friday 8\/2\/13)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll be accepting your gifts of linen, silk, fruit, flowers, and\/or electrical appliances. Thank you. You&#8217;re too kind.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Three years<\/strong> ago, as one commenter said, I <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/29\/mama-said-thered-be-days-like-these\/\">was paying off some bad karma<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I learned <strong>two years<\/strong> ago that <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/27\/scrat-roars\/\">what I was doing<\/a> had a name: the Valsalva Maneuver.<\/p>\n<p><strong>A year<\/strong> ago, I was having one of those <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/27\/ducks-but-water\/\">ducks-but-water<\/a> moments. I finally bought one of those reusable ones. Today, when I arrived back at the classroom with my mug in hand:<\/p>\n<p>Student: <em>You sure do like coffee.<\/em><br \/>\nMe: <em>I sure do like being caffeinated.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What you may have missed on Fat CrossFitter: I get pretty <a href=\"http:\/\/fatcrossfitter.tumblr.com\/post\/56835835423\/i-get-pretty-excited-about-dinner-too\">excited about dinner<\/a> too.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Retrobruxist Friday, y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll be accepting your gifts of linen, silk, fruit, flowers, and\/or electrical appliances. Thank you. You&#8217;re too kind. Three years ago, as one commenter said, I was paying off some bad karma. I learned two years ago that what I was doing had a name: the Valsalva Maneuver. A year ago, I was having one &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/08\/02\/you-guys-its-my-4-year-blogiversary-with-retrobruxist-friday-8213\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You Guys, It&#8217;s My 4-Year Blogiversary (with Retrobruxist Friday 8\/2\/13)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,15,20,12,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animules","category-cookin","category-first-world-problems","category-liftin-heavy-objects-over-ma-head","category-the-estate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7345"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7346,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7345\/revisions\/7346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}