{"id":7284,"date":"2013-07-12T22:42:59","date_gmt":"2013-07-13T02:42:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=7284"},"modified":"2013-07-12T22:46:30","modified_gmt":"2013-07-13T02:46:30","slug":"retrobruxist-friday-71213-came-dangerously-close-to-being-cancelled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/12\/retrobruxist-friday-71213-came-dangerously-close-to-being-cancelled\/","title":{"rendered":"Retrobruxist Friday 7\/12\/13 Came Dangerously Close to Being Cancelled"},"content":{"rendered":"

Your Avid Bruxist has been throwing herself a really lavish multi-day Pity Party, kind of like a Jay Gatsby shindig except instead of booze-guzzling\/the Charleston\/general mischief, it’s been more like compulsive eating\/”Guess I’ll Go Eat Worms”\/general crying.<\/p>\n

\"Fuck<\/a><\/p>\n

I almost just flung myself on the bed and pulled the covers over my head.<\/p>\n

On the way to my boudoir, I figured I’d just check<\/em> to see if there was anything<\/em> worthwhile during the second week of July in previous years, but there probably wouldn’t be<\/em> because I’m a terrible writer and Everything’s the Worst<\/em>\u00a0(stomp stomp stomp).<\/p>\n

I wish I could say I found Greatness, but I didn’t (of course<\/em>). I found when my boyfriend and I broke up<\/a> three years<\/strong> ago. That was fun.<\/p>\n

I found a few dating guidelines<\/a> I drafted, and some really amazing comments by readers, from two years<\/strong> ago. You guys should just write this blog.<\/p>\n

And I found el dia en que yo fui el machete<\/a> last year<\/strong>. That’s an all right story, I guess.<\/p>\n

Now excuse me while I go whimper.<\/p>\n

Happy Stupid Retrobruxist Friday, y’all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Your Avid Bruxist has been throwing herself a really lavish multi-day Pity Party, kind of like a Jay Gatsby shindig except instead of booze-guzzling\/the Charleston\/general mischief, it’s been more like compulsive eating\/”Guess I’ll Go Eat Worms”\/general crying. I almost just flung myself on the bed and pulled the covers over my head. On the way … Continue reading Retrobruxist Friday 7\/12\/13 Came Dangerously Close to Being Cancelled<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7288,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,8,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dating","category-fambly","category-first-world-problems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7284"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7291,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7284\/revisions\/7291"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}