{"id":7271,"date":"2013-07-05T15:06:05","date_gmt":"2013-07-05T19:06:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=7271"},"modified":"2013-07-05T15:06:05","modified_gmt":"2013-07-05T19:06:05","slug":"retrobruxist-friday-7513","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/05\/retrobruxist-friday-7513\/","title":{"rendered":"Retrobruxist Friday 7\/5\/13"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/I-have-no-idea-what-Im-doing-helicopter.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7273\" alt=\"I have no idea what I'm doing helicopter\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/I-have-no-idea-what-Im-doing-helicopter-e1373035509902.jpg\" width=\"294\" height=\"450\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hahahaha! Me and that dog. We have no idea what we&#8217;re doing. Based on the &lt;crickets&gt; from my readers on the Road Trip Soundtrack series, I clearly need an editor. Would you like to be my editor? Or teach this poor dog to fly a helicopter right-side-up?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Three years<\/strong> ago, I wrote about&#8230; my <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/05\/ktd\/\">road trip soundtrack<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/07\/03\/i-win-at-ebay\/\">won at eBay<\/a> <strong>two years<\/strong> ago.<\/p>\n<p><strong>A year<\/strong> ago, <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/05\/on-littering-and-natural-disaster-posteriors\/\">somebody littered porn in my yard<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>What you might&#8217;ve missed on <a href=\"http:\/\/fatcrossfitter.tumblr.com\/\">Fat CrossFitter<\/a>: I illuminated the formula for <a href=\"http:\/\/fatcrossfitter.tumblr.com\/post\/54377841321\/every-clip-of-britains-got-talent-and-x-factor-on\">every British talent show clip<\/a> on the Internet, and I gave all those the-cake-doesn&#8217;t-jump-into-your-mouthers a <a href=\"http:\/\/fatcrossfitter.tumblr.com\/post\/54446199026\/oh-those-things-you-say\">gentle reminder<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Retrobruxist Friday, y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hahahaha! Me and that dog. We have no idea what we&#8217;re doing. Based on the &lt;crickets&gt; from my readers on the Road Trip Soundtrack series, I clearly need an editor. Would you like to be my editor? Or teach this poor dog to fly a helicopter right-side-up? Three years ago, I wrote about&#8230; my road &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/05\/retrobruxist-friday-7513\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Retrobruxist Friday 7\/5\/13<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7273,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,10,12,6,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-first-world-problems","category-kids-these-days","category-liftin-heavy-objects-over-ma-head","category-random","category-the-estate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7271"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7279,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7271\/revisions\/7279"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7273"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}