{"id":7244,"date":"2013-07-03T09:28:54","date_gmt":"2013-07-03T13:28:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=7244"},"modified":"2013-07-03T09:30:25","modified_gmt":"2013-07-03T13:30:25","slug":"road-trip-soundtrack-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/03\/road-trip-soundtrack-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Road Trip Soundtrack, Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/02\/road-trip-soundtrack-part-1\/\">polkaed<\/a>! We got the Led out! We smoothed our hair like Tony Manero! Now we&#8217;re going all Ryan Seacrest for Track 5, Imagine Dragons&#8217; &#8220;It&#8217;s Time&#8221;:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sENM2wA_FTg\" height=\"315\" width=\"560\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I like it all right, you know? It&#8217;s not a perfect song, but I like the chunka-chunka\/bling-blingy-bling-bling thing they got going, and it&#8217;s fun to sing along to. (The line is: &#8220;It&#8217;s time to begin, <em>isn&#8217;t it<\/em>?&#8221; not, &#8220;<em>Is it in<\/em>?&#8221; I had thought it was rather evolved of him to share such an embarrassing question.)<\/p>\n<p>Track 6 was &#8220;Don&#8217;t You Worry&#8221; by Swedish House Mafia:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1y6smkh6c-0\" height=\"315\" width=\"560\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I seldom in my life feel <em>victorious<\/em>. Do you guys? Do other people? I think no. We just don&#8217;t get \u00a0a whole lot of opportunities to feel victorious in life. That&#8217;s probably why they invented house music. It&#8217;s impossible to listen to a rave tune and not be like, &#8220;I have vanquished all mine enemies, and now I shall dahnce! DAHNCE!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Track 7 has really stupid lyrics (Even in a hurricane of frowns\/I know that we&#8217;ll be safe and sound):<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/47dtFZ8CFo8\" height=\"315\" width=\"560\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>But the Capital Cities duo is adorkable, and it&#8217;s not horrible to listen to.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a truly terrible song for Track 8 though:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/byp94CCWKSI\" height=\"315\" width=\"560\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Everyone involved in this mess should be drawn and quartered.<\/p>\n<p>Incidentally, until I Shazam-ed this song on Saturday, I believed this artist went by the name Jason the Ruler. Which I thought was really dumb, until I saw that his name was Jason Derulo, and then I thought, &#8220;What kind of idiot is named Jason Derulo and\u00a0<em>doesn&#8217;t<\/em>\u00a0capitalize on it by adopting Jason the Ruler as his stage name?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Also, where you think he&#8217;s saying, &#8220;I find your hairs all over me,&#8221; and you&#8217;re like\u00a0<em>GROSS<\/em> because nothing&#8217;s ickier than another person&#8217;s stray hairs, he&#8217;s actually saying, &#8220;Bind your hands all over me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>What does that mean? I don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>Next up: COUNTRY and PRAYER and AMERICA.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We polkaed! We got the Led out! We smoothed our hair like Tony Manero! Now we&#8217;re going all Ryan Seacrest for Track 5, Imagine Dragons&#8217; &#8220;It&#8217;s Time&#8221;: I like it all right, you know? It&#8217;s not a perfect song, but I like the chunka-chunka\/bling-blingy-bling-bling thing they got going, and it&#8217;s fun to sing along to. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/03\/road-trip-soundtrack-part-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Road Trip Soundtrack, Part 2<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","category-whats-making-me-happy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7244"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7264,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7244\/revisions\/7264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}