{"id":7214,"date":"2013-06-21T14:59:46","date_gmt":"2013-06-21T18:59:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=7214"},"modified":"2013-06-21T14:59:46","modified_gmt":"2013-06-21T18:59:46","slug":"retrobruxist-friday-62113","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/06\/21\/retrobruxist-friday-62113\/","title":{"rendered":"Retrobruxist Friday 6\/21\/13"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Three years<\/strong> ago, I experienced <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/20\/the-pigness\/\">the pigness<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Two years<\/strong> ago, I listed five phrases from your profile which would automatically <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/16\/phrases-from-your-profile-which-automatically-disqualify-you-from-my-dating-pool\/\">disqualify you from my dating pool<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>One year<\/strong> ago, <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/19\/he-hath-spoken\/\">my father spake<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>What you might have missed on the <a href=\"http:\/\/fatcrossfitter.tumblr.com\/\">Fat CrossFitter<\/a>: I medaled in Olympic <a href=\"http:\/\/fatcrossfitter.tumblr.com\/post\/53146013494\/platform-pr-in-not-pooping-my-pants\">not-pooping<\/a>\u00a0and <a href=\"http:\/\/fatcrossfitter.tumblr.com\/post\/53533249132\/dinghy-wod\">got called fat by my niece<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Retrobruxist Friday, y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three years ago, I experienced the pigness. Two years ago, I listed five phrases from your profile which would automatically disqualify you from my dating pool. One year ago, my father spake. What you might have missed on the Fat CrossFitter: I medaled in Olympic not-pooping\u00a0and got called fat by my niece. Happy Retrobruxist Friday, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/06\/21\/retrobruxist-friday-62113\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Retrobruxist Friday 6\/21\/13<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animules","category-dating","category-fambly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7214"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7214\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7217,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7214\/revisions\/7217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}