I was starting to get lots of spam posted in the comments section.\u00a0 And although I appreciated being offered Accutane, Florida health insurance, Cialis, online gambling, and intravenous Tramadol, all in one convenient spam, it was getting kind of annoying to have to delete sometimes 200 comments a day.\u00a0 So my BOYFRIEND set up a recaptcha thing—you know, where you have to type in a couple of curvy words before you post a comment to prove that you’re a real person.\u00a0 If you’re a frequent commenter (Hi, Margo! Hi, Deborah!) and that’s annoying to you, let me know and I’ll have my BOYFRIEND uninstall it.<\/p>\n
My BOYFRIEND also set up some analytic stuff, so I can see how many people are visiting the site.\u00a0 (Turns out, I already had some analytic stuff that I could look at, but I didn’t know what it was.\u00a0 And anyway, the stuff he installed is better.)\u00a0 For example, I now know that I’ve had 517 unique visitors this month for a total of 2,119 visits, and the average visit is 290 seconds long.\u00a0 It’s also telling me something about 7,679 pages and 13,141 hits in February…I don’t know what that means.\u00a0 But how exciting, right?\u00a0 Pretty bar and line graphs!<\/p>\n
So, anyway, what’s new with you?<\/p>\n
Me, I have a boyfriend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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