I started a second facebook account. See, a bunch of my former students kept trying to friend me, and, eh, I wasn’t entirely sure I felt like having them all up in my bidness.\u00a0 So now I have a teacher account and a regular person account.<\/p>\n
These kids are in sixth, seventh, eighth grades, and I’ve noticed a couple things about them.\u00a0 They don’t post many status updates.\u00a0 But they do become fans<\/em>.\u00a0 And how.<\/p>\n I mean, I’m a fan.\u00a0 I’m a fan of Patty Griffin, and the Daily Show, and Roy Williams, and the Monti, and the Patisserie.\u00a0 You know, people you can see and places you can go and shows you can watch.<\/p>\n Well, my kids are fans of profiles.\u00a0 Profiles with titles like:<\/p>\n HURRY UP AND PASS OUT THE TEST BEFORE I FORGET EVERYTHING!<\/em><\/p>\n Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us?<\/em><\/p>\n The teacher says work with a partner, I look at my friend, we both nod<\/em><\/p>\n I look at my cell phone during awkward situations<\/em><\/p>\n Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like they’re going to fall<\/em><\/p>\n I say ” I was like” instead of “I said.”<\/em><\/p>\n When I Say “Yeah Buddy”, Someone Just HAS to say, “Rolling Like A Big Shot.”<\/em><\/p>\n Profiles rife with spelling and grammar errors like:<\/p>\n Parents call it “Back Talk” we call it “explaining why their wrong”<\/em><\/p>\n Its funny how sitting “boy girl boy girl” used to be a punishment…<\/em><\/p>\n No. Your wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong.<\/em><\/p>\n I have at least one song on my ipod which i have to explain why i have it<\/em><\/p>\n Profiles with conversations as titles:<\/p>\n “Sit down, class isn’t over yet”. No, but my attention span is.<\/em><\/p>\n “OH, SO LET ME TELL YOU THIS STORY…” “Dude, I was there with you.” “Oh.”<\/em><\/p>\n “Sorry.” “STOP SAYING SORRY!” “….Sorry.”<\/em><\/p>\n Profiles with incomprehensible titles:<\/p>\n Keep yo hands off my momma, Keep yo hands off my Doritos!!<\/em><\/p>\n Why did you smack me? was in the moment and the moment said smack you!! :)<\/em><\/p>\n As far as I could see, not much happens on these profiles.\u00a0 The people who set them up just brag in their status updates about how many fans they have.\u00a0 And they have millions<\/em> of fans.\u00a0 Literally.\u00a0 That one about the fire drill—over 1.5 million fans.\u00a0 The “back talk” one—1.7 million.<\/p>\n I really didn’t get it.\u00a0 And then I got back on my regular person facebook account and saw that a friend of mine had become a fan of a profile called When I was younger I would record my favorite songs off the radio onto tape<\/em>.<\/p>\n Aw!\u00a0 I used to do that!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I started a second facebook account. See, a bunch of my former students kept trying to friend me, and, eh, I wasn’t entirely sure I felt like having them all up in my bidness.\u00a0 So now I have a teacher account and a regular person account. These kids are in sixth, seventh, eighth grades, and … Continue reading The Moment Said Smack You<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teaching","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=693"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6388,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693\/revisions\/6388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}