{"id":6904,"date":"2013-05-17T17:21:35","date_gmt":"2013-05-17T21:21:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=6904"},"modified":"2013-05-17T17:21:35","modified_gmt":"2013-05-17T21:21:35","slug":"athletic-yet-kinda-smushy-in-most-places","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/17\/athletic-yet-kinda-smushy-in-most-places\/","title":{"rendered":"Athletic Yet Kinda Smushy in Most Places"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the thing: I&#8217;ve seen a <em>few<\/em> guys on Match that I thought were&#8230; I don&#8217;t know, interesting? reasonably attractive? legit prospects? And then I scroll down to their preferences:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Slender-About-Average-Athletic-Toned.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6906\" alt=\"Slender, About Average, Athletic &amp; Toned\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/Slender-About-Average-Athletic-Toned-e1368825465612.png\" width=\"450\" height=\"123\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m not slender. I&#8217;m not about average. One could argue that I&#8217;m athletic, but fuck if I&#8217;m\u00a0toned. I have a lot of jiggly bits.<\/p>\n<p>And I just give up.<\/p>\n<p>Fuck everything.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s the thing: I&#8217;ve seen a few guys on Match that I thought were&#8230; I don&#8217;t know, interesting? reasonably attractive? legit prospects? And then I scroll down to their preferences: And I&#8217;m not slender. I&#8217;m not about average. One could argue that I&#8217;m athletic, but fuck if I&#8217;m\u00a0toned. I have a lot of jiggly bits. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/17\/athletic-yet-kinda-smushy-in-most-places\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Athletic Yet Kinda Smushy in Most Places<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6905,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dating"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6904"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6904\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6908,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6904\/revisions\/6908"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}