{"id":6793,"date":"2013-04-30T22:14:06","date_gmt":"2013-05-01T02:14:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=6793"},"modified":"2013-04-30T22:14:06","modified_gmt":"2013-05-01T02:14:06","slug":"axilla-the-hun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/30\/axilla-the-hun\/","title":{"rendered":"Axilla the Hun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple years ago, I shared with you my secret\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/01\/no-such-thing-as-tmi-part-2\/\">magic antiperspirant<\/a>,\u00a0which I admitted was probably giving me Alzheimer&#8217;s. Well, I re-upped a few months ago, and it smelled stronger. I wondered if they changed the formula.<\/p>\n<p>I think so. There seems to be another side effect now.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6794\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6794\" style=\"width: 465px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/IMG_5351.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6794\" alt=\"IMG_5351\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/IMG_5351-e1367373575488.jpg\" width=\"465\" height=\"650\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6794\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Klima: our deodorant is so strong, it&#8217;ll eat your bathrobe.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>And white Ts. And one hoodie.<\/p>\n<p>I looked online and couldn&#8217;t find any reviews about Klima shredding the armpits of your clothes. All the same, maaaaaaybe gonna lay off for awhile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple years ago, I shared with you my secret\u00a0magic antiperspirant,\u00a0which I admitted was probably giving me Alzheimer&#8217;s. Well, I re-upped a few months ago, and it smelled stronger. I wondered if they changed the formula. I think so. There seems to be another side effect now. And white Ts. And one hoodie. I looked &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/30\/axilla-the-hun\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Axilla the Hun<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6794,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-first-world-problems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6793","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6793"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6793\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6795,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6793\/revisions\/6795"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6794"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6793"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6793"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6793"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}