{"id":6786,"date":"2013-04-26T11:16:27","date_gmt":"2013-04-26T15:16:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=6786"},"modified":"2013-04-26T11:16:27","modified_gmt":"2013-04-26T15:16:27","slug":"retrobruxist-friday-42613-or-crowdsourcing-my-lifes-problems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/26\/retrobruxist-friday-42613-or-crowdsourcing-my-lifes-problems\/","title":{"rendered":"Retrobruxist Friday 4\/26\/13, or Crowdsourcing My Life&#8217;s Problems"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did you hear the one about the <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/25\/squirrel\/\">squirrel<\/a>? (Sometimes when I post at night, people don&#8217;t see the link in their Facebook feed, and they don&#8217;t read it, but I&#8217;m pathologically incapable of delaying gratification, so.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Three years<\/strong> ago, I had a <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/26\/823\/\">boyfriend who vacuumed my house<\/a>. Now&#8230; now I have&#8230; now I&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.<\/p>\n<p>I went on a walk last week with a friend who said he likes to crowdsource his life&#8217;s problems. Looking back on my archives, it&#8217;s clear I do too.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Two years<\/strong> ago, I tried to <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/25\/now-it-seems-your-dancin-feet-are-always-on-my-couch\/\">crowdsource my education<\/a>, and after some cajoling, it went pretty well!<\/p>\n<p><strong>One year<\/strong> ago, I <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/23\/put-the-lotion-in-the-basket\/\">crowdsourced my motivation to date<\/a>. It went swimmingly.<\/p>\n<p>Meta-crowdsourcing: What aspect of my life should I crowdsource next?<\/p>\n<p>Happy Retrobruxist Friday, y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you hear the one about the squirrel? (Sometimes when I post at night, people don&#8217;t see the link in their Facebook feed, and they don&#8217;t read it, but I&#8217;m pathologically incapable of delaying gratification, so.) Three years ago, I had a boyfriend who vacuumed my house. Now&#8230; now I have&#8230; now I&#8230; WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/26\/retrobruxist-friday-42613-or-crowdsourcing-my-lifes-problems\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Retrobruxist Friday 4\/26\/13, or Crowdsourcing My Life&#8217;s Problems<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating","category-first-world-problems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6786"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6790,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6786\/revisions\/6790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}