{"id":6659,"date":"2013-04-07T21:47:32","date_gmt":"2013-04-08T01:47:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=6659"},"modified":"2013-04-07T21:47:32","modified_gmt":"2013-04-08T01:47:32","slug":"im-cooking-i-cook-im-a-cooker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/07\/im-cooking-i-cook-im-a-cooker\/","title":{"rendered":"I’m cooking! I cook! I’m a cooker!"},"content":{"rendered":"

This afternoon I made breakfasts, lunches, and dinners for the week<\/em>.\u00a0<\/em>I win everything.<\/p>\n

Let’s start with breakfasts. Take eight eggs, scramble ’em. Mix ’em with half an onion (diced), a cup of chopped spinach, some salty-pepper, and either cheese or crumbled bacon or chopped up breakfast links. (I’ve done all three. The only one that didn’t work was when, instead of tossing in crumbled bacon, I decided to line the cups with bacon strips. I’d seen it in a magazine or something. I ended up with perfectly cooked eggy cups wrapped in mostly raw bacon. Mmm, trichinosis.) Fill sprayed muffin tin cups about 2\/3 of the way full. Bake at 350 for half an hour. Voila!<\/p>\n

\"Baby<\/a>
Baby frittatas! Coochie-coo.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Then, the old standby, magic\u00a0\u00e7oup<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\"Nom<\/a>
So remember when I had norovirus? Yeah, this \u00e7oup was amongst the things that I barfed up, so I was worried my palate would say NOPE, but phew. Still delicious.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

And now for the pi\u00e8ce de frickin r\u00e9sistance:\u00a0crispy slow cooker carnitas<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\"Pork<\/a>It was a little touch-and-go there for a minute at the end because the recipe asked for\u00a0broiling<\/em>. But once I figured out where the broiler was (It’s that drawer! Under the oven! That’s not just storage!) and got Redford’s giant skull out of the way, I was broiling! I broiled! I’m a broiler!<\/a><\/p>\n

\"I<\/a>
I wanna kiss you all over\/And over and again\/I wanna kiss you all over\/’Til the night closes in.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I put it with a little chopped cilantro and white onion and some tortilla chips.<\/p>\n

\"'TIL<\/a>
‘TIL THE NIGHT CLOSES IN.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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This afternoon I made breakfasts, lunches, and dinners for the week.\u00a0I win everything. Let’s start with breakfasts. Take eight eggs, scramble ’em. Mix ’em with half an onion (diced), a cup of chopped spinach, some salty-pepper, and either cheese or crumbled bacon or chopped up breakfast links. (I’ve done all three. The only one that … Continue reading I’m cooking! I cook! I’m a cooker!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6660,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,15,14],"tags":[110,129],"class_list":["post-6659","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-animules","category-cookin","category-gluten-freek","tag-cooking-for-dumbs","tag-wonders-never-cease"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6659"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6659\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6665,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6659\/revisions\/6665"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}