{"id":6452,"date":"2013-03-08T18:39:09","date_gmt":"2013-03-08T23:39:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=6452"},"modified":"2013-03-08T18:39:26","modified_gmt":"2013-03-08T23:39:26","slug":"retrobruxist-friday-3213","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/03\/08\/retrobruxist-friday-3213\/","title":{"rendered":"Retrobruxist Friday 3\/2\/13"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Still not writing much, but my brain is chewing on a new <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/30\/moar-fayshion\/\">FAYSHUN<\/a> post. I&#8217;m going to buy a strapless bra at Target tomorrow, and then I&#8217;ll be ready to\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/12\/30\/what-not-to-wear\/\">be there for sex<\/a>. Not at Target. Just wherever I end up going in that outfit.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I&#8217;ve got a good story about teaching that I&#8217;m itching to write, but that one will have to be password-protected.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p><strong>Three years<\/strong> ago, I didn&#8217;t write anything worth reading. :(<\/p>\n<p>But some people say <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/08\/ass-clown\/\">this post<\/a> from <strong>two years<\/strong> ago is the funniest thing I&#8217;ve ever written, so.<\/p>\n<p><strong>A year<\/strong> ago, I was <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/07\/on-grammar-online-dating-and-being-too-hard-on-men\/\">explaining myself<\/a>. I&#8217;m kinda tired of doing that. Maybe I&#8217;ll stop and just let people think what they&#8217;re going to think. And maybe monkeys will fly out of my butt.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Retrobruxist Friday, y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n<p>(How are YOU? I feel like this relationship is one-sided.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Still not writing much, but my brain is chewing on a new FAYSHUN post. I&#8217;m going to buy a strapless bra at Target tomorrow, and then I&#8217;ll be ready to\u00a0be there for sex. Not at Target. Just wherever I end up going in that outfit. Also, I&#8217;ve got a good story about teaching that I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/03\/08\/retrobruxist-friday-3213\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Retrobruxist Friday 3\/2\/13<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,20,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating","category-first-world-problems","category-liftin-heavy-objects-over-ma-head"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6452"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6452\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6457,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6452\/revisions\/6457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}