Hello, dear readers!\u00a0So,\u00a0there’s been a\u00a0dearth of words lately. I don’t know… there’s a lot going on in my life and in my head, but it appears I’m incapable of pressing a bunch of keys in an order which would make those things interesting and\/or entertaining enough to inflict on you.<\/p>\n
Every time this happens, I automatically go to “Well, this whole bloggy blog thing was a good ride… too bad it’s over” because I think I’ll never ever be able to compose a post again. And that’s possible, I guess. Good(?) thing I have three years of archives!<\/p>\n
Three years ago<\/strong> I divulged my childhood OCD tendencies<\/a>. Which turned out later<\/a> not to be OCD at all, but whatever.<\/p>\n My gay husband Paul<\/a>, who will soon be opening CrossFit Surmount<\/a>, and I competed in the Valentine’s Day Smackdown<\/a> two years ago<\/strong>. (If you live near Gaypex [Paul says the G is silent], you should join his gym! Read my testimonial, which Paul edited for profane content, here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n This post<\/a> from a year ago<\/strong> just reminded me what a fantastic life decision NOT getting back on OKCupid is.<\/p>\n Earn more sessions by sleeving! I mean, Happy Retrobruxist Friday, y’all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hello, dear readers!\u00a0So,\u00a0there’s been a\u00a0dearth of words lately. I don’t know… there’s a lot going on in my life and in my head, but it appears I’m incapable of pressing a bunch of keys in an order which would make those things interesting and\/or entertaining enough to inflict on you. Every time this happens, I … Continue reading Retrobruxist Friday 2\/15\/13, or I’m Afraid of Worms! WORMS, Roxanne!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,5,12,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-call-me-crazy","category-dating","category-liftin-heavy-objects-over-ma-head","category-shit-paul-says"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6336"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6343,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6336\/revisions\/6343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}