{"id":6323,"date":"2013-02-18T11:06:01","date_gmt":"2013-02-18T16:06:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=6323"},"modified":"2013-02-18T11:06:01","modified_gmt":"2013-02-18T16:06:01","slug":"the-foster-chronicles-nita-week-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/02\/18\/the-foster-chronicles-nita-week-5\/","title":{"rendered":"The Foster Chronicles: &#8216;Nita, Week 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/02\/11\/the-foster-chronicles-bonita-week-4\/\">Previously<\/a>&#8230; (The Foster Chronicles: &#8216;Nita, Week 4)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Day 1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>We do three miles. I attempt to orchestrate another play date with Redford afterward, but he&#8217;s drinking at the water bowl and curls his lip when she approaches.<\/p>\n<p>NOPE. NOT OK WITH ME. I holler at him to cut it out. End of play date.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6348\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6348\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4225.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6348\" alt=\"IMG_4225\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4225-e1361157167801.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"485\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6348\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Monday snuggles.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>Day 2<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Another short play date with Redford after our walk. Both dogs run. Both dogs <em>rrrr<\/em>. &#8216;Nita starts to snap a bit, and I put her on the ground. Tell her no and hold her down there for a minute so she knows I&#8217;m boss. She wags and tries to kiss me.<\/p>\n<p>A woman expresses interest in adopting &#8216;Nita! I ask her for her location. Arkansas.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6349\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6349\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4233.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6349\" alt=\"IMG_4233\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4233.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4233.jpg 640w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4233-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6349\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tuesday snuggles.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>Day 3<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Another woman wants to meet &#8216;Nita; she lives near\u00a0Charlotte. Not close, but not Arkansas. Her car&#8217;s in the shop, but we make plans to meet halfway for a meet and greet when she has transportation again.<\/p>\n<p>As a Zen exercise, I hand over admin rights to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/TulipTheAdoptABullDog\">Tulip&#8217;s page<\/a> to her adoptive mom and practice letting go. She does a good job with Tulip&#8217;s voice, but it&#8217;s still\u00a0hard because I&#8217;m a control freak.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6351\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6351\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4256.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6351\" alt=\"IMG_4256\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4256-e1361157339475.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"485\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6351\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Humpday snuggles.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>Day 4<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>After four and a half weeks of rope burns on my hands, I realize that walking &#8216;Nita on the side of me\u00a0<em>that doesn&#8217;t have the traffic<\/em> cuts down her crazed lunges at cars by about 50%. I am S-M-R-T.<\/p>\n<p>Bonita is funny as shit on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/Bonita-the-Adoptabull-Dog\/323884201061575\">her Facebook page<\/a>.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6345\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6345\" style=\"width: 422px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Bonita-Visits-the-Neighbor.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6345\" alt=\"If you don't Like her page, you're missing out.\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Bonita-Visits-the-Neighbor.jpg\" width=\"422\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Bonita-Visits-the-Neighbor.jpg 422w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Bonita-Visits-the-Neighbor-237x300.jpg 237w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 422px) 100vw, 422px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6345\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">If you don&#8217;t Like her page, you&#8217;re missing out.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t get a picture of Fursday snuggles, but they happened.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Day 5<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/D-j6Moorbqk\" height=\"315\" width=\"560\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Two and a half miles and this play date made for excellent Friday snuggles.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Day 6<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Friends come over to meet &#8216;Nita. She loves &#8217;em down.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4295.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6352\" alt=\"IMG_4295\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4295-e1361157671105.jpg\" width=\"485\" height=\"650\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>She loves &#8217;em down good.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4311.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6353\" alt=\"IMG_4311\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4311-e1361157790971.jpg\" width=\"485\" height=\"650\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s icky outside, and for the first time in forever, we don&#8217;t walk. Regardless, there are snuggles.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6344\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6344\" style=\"width: 420px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Nita-PhD-in-Snuggling.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6344\" alt=\"Seventy-two people Liked this photo within 16 hours. \" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Nita-PhD-in-Snuggling.png\" width=\"420\" height=\"618\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Nita-PhD-in-Snuggling.png 420w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Nita-PhD-in-Snuggling-203x300.png 203w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6344\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Seventy-two people Liked this photo within 16 hours.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I wish people liked my blog as much as they like &#8216;Nita&#8217;s Facebook page.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Day 7<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I try to have Redford and &#8216;Nita play in the morning, but there&#8217;s been no walk for 36 hours and &#8216;Nita is just too wiggly. Redford looks perturbed so I call it off. We try again after the walk, and it&#8217;s fine. Lesson learned.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4275.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6354\" alt=\"IMG_4275\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4275-e1361157986727.jpg\" width=\"485\" height=\"650\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I love how &#8216;Nita looks like\u00a0a white\u00a0dog from the front, a\u00a0black dog from the side, and a tricolor dog from the back; a blue-eyed dog on the left, a brown-eyed dog on the right; Everydog.<\/p>\n<p>Were there snuggles? OF COURSE THERE WERE SNUGGLES; IT WAS SUNDOG.<\/p>\n<p>We start Doggy Manners class this week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Previously&#8230; (The Foster Chronicles: &#8216;Nita, Week 4) Day 1 We do three miles. I attempt to orchestrate another play date with Redford afterward, but he&#8217;s drinking at the water bowl and curls his lip when she approaches. NOPE. NOT OK WITH ME. I holler at him to cut it out. End of play date. 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