{"id":6313,"date":"2013-02-10T21:43:23","date_gmt":"2013-02-11T02:43:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=6313"},"modified":"2013-02-10T21:47:55","modified_gmt":"2013-02-11T02:47:55","slug":"soup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/02\/10\/soup\/","title":{"rendered":"Cooking for Dumbs: Magic \u00c7oup!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You guys. I made soup.<\/p>\n<p>The other day my friend Dori posted a\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/paleopot.com\/2013\/02\/one-pot-chorizo-and-kale-soup\/\">recipe for chorizo and kale soup<\/a> on Facebook. I looked at the ingredients and was like, &#8220;Yes. Yes. Um, <em>yes<\/em>. <strong>Oh hell yes<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tonight when I went to the grocery store, I looked for the meat but couldn&#8217;t find it, so I eventually went to the meat guy and asked where he kept his lingui\u00e7a. (No, I didn&#8217;t really ask like that! I <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/24\/cooking-for-dumbs-3rd-edition\/\">learned my lesson<\/a> about crafting one&#8217;s requests of the grocer.) He stopped what he was doing, walked out from the behind the meat counter and down the aisle to show me, so then when I remembered I was actually supposed to be getting chorizo, not lingui\u00e7a, I was too embarrassed to go back and ask again. Didn&#8217;t matter didn&#8217;t matter SO DIDN&#8217;T MATTER ONE BIT.<\/p>\n<p>Lingui\u00e7a\u00a0and kale soup!!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6314\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6314\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4224.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6314\" alt=\"Nom nom f-bomb.\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4224-e1360550019367.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"485\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6314\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Nom nom f-bomb.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>You guys, make it. Make this \u00e7oup. I&#8217;m pretty sure this \u00e7oup\u00a0is one of the reasons why we&#8217;re here on this earth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You guys. I made soup. The other day my friend Dori posted a\u00a0recipe for chorizo and kale soup on Facebook. I looked at the ingredients and was like, &#8220;Yes. Yes. Um, yes. Oh hell yes.&#8221; Tonight when I went to the grocery store, I looked for the meat but couldn&#8217;t find it, so I eventually &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/02\/10\/soup\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cooking for Dumbs: Magic \u00c7oup!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6314,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cookin","category-gluten-freek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6313"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6319,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6313\/revisions\/6319"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}