{"id":6280,"date":"2013-02-08T06:37:47","date_gmt":"2013-02-08T11:37:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=6280"},"modified":"2013-02-08T06:41:00","modified_gmt":"2013-02-08T11:41:00","slug":"retrobrudiggity-friday-2813","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/02\/08\/retrobrudiggity-friday-2813\/","title":{"rendered":"Retrobrudiggity Friday 2\/8\/13"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I feel like there&#8217;s a negative correlation between my level of PMS and my capacity with words.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Three \u00a0years ago<\/strong>, some teenagers\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/02\/04\/well-played\/\">blah blah blah<\/a>. It was embarrassing.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Two years ago<\/strong>, Violet <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/02\/02\/dear-violet-part-5\/\">doe-de-doe<\/a>, and I was falling apart.<\/p>\n<p><strong>A year ago<\/strong>, I flirted with a guy, and he <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/02\/05\/what-a-hitter\/\">pfthppptht<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>On a positive note, a reader commented the other day that she found the blog by googling &#8220;fat crossfitters&#8221;. I love that so, so much.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Retrobloinky Friday, y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4164.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6289\" alt=\"IMG_4164\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_4164-e1360323634646.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"650\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel like there&#8217;s a negative correlation between my level of PMS and my capacity with words. Three \u00a0years ago, some teenagers\u00a0blah blah blah. It was embarrassing. Two years ago, Violet doe-de-doe, and I was falling apart. A year ago, I flirted with a guy, and he pfthppptht. On a positive note, a reader commented &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/02\/08\/retrobrudiggity-friday-2813\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Retrobrudiggity Friday 2\/8\/13<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6289,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-animules","category-dating","category-random"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6280"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6288,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6280\/revisions\/6288"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}