{"id":6219,"date":"2013-01-24T19:42:39","date_gmt":"2013-01-25T00:42:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=6219"},"modified":"2013-01-24T19:42:39","modified_gmt":"2013-01-25T00:42:39","slug":"this-is-terrible-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/24\/this-is-terrible-news\/","title":{"rendered":"This Is Terrible News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/24\/this-is-terrible-news\/25-cats\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6220\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6220\" alt=\"$25 Cats\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/25-Cats.png\" width=\"619\" height=\"696\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/25-Cats.png 619w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/25-Cats-266x300.png 266w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 619px) 100vw, 619px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>(1) When <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/12\/dear-maxwell\/\">Maxwell<\/a> died, I vowed never to have another litter box in my house ever again.<\/p>\n<p>(2) Redford would probably eat the cat. Cat snack.<\/p>\n<p>(3) Um, I have <em>three<\/em> dogs right now.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>BUT KITTEHS.<\/p>\n<p>And they come with a microchip and lots of love!<\/p>\n<p>I LOVE MICROCHIPS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; (1) When Maxwell died, I vowed never to have another litter box in my house ever again. (2) Redford would probably eat the cat. Cat snack. (3) Um, I have three dogs right now. &#8230; BUT KITTEHS. And they come with a microchip and lots of love! I LOVE MICROCHIPS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6220,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-animules"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6219"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6222,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6219\/revisions\/6222"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}