{"id":6217,"date":"2013-01-25T09:47:14","date_gmt":"2013-01-25T14:47:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=6217"},"modified":"2013-01-25T09:47:14","modified_gmt":"2013-01-25T14:47:14","slug":"retrobruxist-friday-12513-now-with-poontang-management","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/25\/retrobruxist-friday-12513-now-with-poontang-management\/","title":{"rendered":"Retrobruxist Friday 1\/25\/13, Now with Poontang Management"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Three years ago<\/strong> I had <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/25\/viva-anita\/\">twenty-one readers<\/a>. Not sure how many I have now, but I&#8217;d say it&#8217;s at least twenty-nine. If you&#8217;ve never commented, leave your girl a comment! Let your voice be heard! (Seriously, if you don&#8217;t know me, and you don&#8217;t mind saying, I&#8217;d love to know how you arrived at my little corner of the internet.)<\/p>\n<p>I went on a <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/23\/second-date-with-billy-joel-today\/\">second date with Billy Joel<\/a> <strong>two years ago<\/strong>, which led to a discussion of poontang management in the comments section.<\/p>\n<p>Nowadays, if he insists, I do let the dude pay, but\u00a0I tell him I&#8217;m\u00a0treating the next time. And when I say &#8216;nowadays&#8217;, I mean &#8216;in the last year but not since the Dutchman debacle&#8217;, because actual-nowadays I&#8217;m avoiding every thought of dating, filling all emotional holes with dogs,\u00a0and seriously contemplating single motherhood.<\/p>\n<p>I was <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/23\/irrational\/\">irrational<\/a> <strong>a year ago<\/strong>. I KNOW. HUGE SURPRISE.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Retrobruxist Friday, y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three years ago I had twenty-one readers. Not sure how many I have now, but I&#8217;d say it&#8217;s at least twenty-nine. If you&#8217;ve never commented, leave your girl a comment! Let your voice be heard! (Seriously, if you don&#8217;t know me, and you don&#8217;t mind saying, I&#8217;d love to know how you arrived at my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/25\/retrobruxist-friday-12513-now-with-poontang-management\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Retrobruxist Friday 1\/25\/13, Now with Poontang Management<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[120],"class_list":["post-6217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animules","category-dating","tag-retrobruxist-friday"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6217"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6217\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6224,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6217\/revisions\/6224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}