{"id":6187,"date":"2013-01-18T17:57:53","date_gmt":"2013-01-18T22:57:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=6187"},"modified":"2013-01-18T17:57:53","modified_gmt":"2013-01-18T22:57:53","slug":"super-sparse-retrobruxist-friday-11813","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/18\/super-sparse-retrobruxist-friday-11813\/","title":{"rendered":"Super-Sparse Retrobruxist Friday 1\/18\/13"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, here&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/18\/beast-vs-comfort-furniture\/\">a good story<\/a> from <strong>three years ago<\/strong>. I still have that chair. It still has a pillow on it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Two years ago<\/strong> I <em>thought about<\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/17\/paleo-schmaleo\/\">going paleo<\/a>. That&#8217;s as far as it got.<\/p>\n<p><strong>A year ago<\/strong> I had a <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/18\/3845\/\">bad feeling<\/a> about the stray that I found. Indeed, that feeling was <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/22\/no-reason\/\">an omen<\/a>. But that whole debacle was the thing that brought fostering into my life, and it has really been something, hasn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6188\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6188\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/18\/super-sparse-retrobruxist-friday-11813\/img_3886\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6188\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-6188 \" alt=\"Sleepy Bonita\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/IMG_3886.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/IMG_3886.jpg 1936w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/IMG_3886-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/IMG_3886-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/IMG_3886-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/IMG_3886-225x225.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6188\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sleepy Bonita.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Happy Retrobruxist Friday, y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, here&#8217;s a good story from three years ago. I still have that chair. It still has a pillow on it. Two years ago I thought about going paleo. That&#8217;s as far as it got. A year ago I had a bad feeling about the stray that I found. Indeed, that feeling was an omen. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/18\/super-sparse-retrobruxist-friday-11813\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Super-Sparse Retrobruxist Friday 1\/18\/13<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6188,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-animules","category-cookin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6187"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6191,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6187\/revisions\/6191"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}