{"id":6068,"date":"2012-12-31T08:50:49","date_gmt":"2012-12-31T13:50:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=6068"},"modified":"2012-12-31T09:14:57","modified_gmt":"2012-12-31T14:14:57","slug":"treat-a-play-in-one-act","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/12\/31\/treat-a-play-in-one-act\/","title":{"rendered":"Treat, a Play in One Act"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Setting: Present Day\/Kitchen<\/p>\n<p>Characters:<br \/>\nDOG-pit mix of approximately five years<br \/>\nDOG-pit mix of approximately three years<br \/>\nTHE OWNER-middle-aged, single female<\/p>\n<p>Curtain opens. Both DOGS sit by the door and look back and forth between THE OWNER and the treat jar.<\/p>\n<p>THE OWNER: (indignant) You think I should give you a treat for just coming inside?!<\/p>\n<p>(beat)<\/p>\n<p>THE OWNER: OK, I&#8217;ll give you a treat for just coming inside.<\/p>\n<p>Curtain.<\/p>\n<p>The end<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/12\/31\/treat-a-play-in-one-act\/img_3568\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6071\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-6071\" alt=\"IMG_3568\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_3568.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_3568.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_3568-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_3568-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_3568-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/IMG_3568-225x225.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Setting: Present Day\/Kitchen Characters: DOG-pit mix of approximately five years DOG-pit mix of approximately three years THE OWNER-middle-aged, single female Curtain opens. Both DOGS sit by the door and look back and forth between THE OWNER and the treat jar. THE OWNER: (indignant) You think I should give you a treat for just coming inside?! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/12\/31\/treat-a-play-in-one-act\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Treat, a Play in One Act<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6071,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-animules"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6068"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6068\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6072,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6068\/revisions\/6072"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6071"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}