{"id":6051,"date":"2012-12-28T16:36:20","date_gmt":"2012-12-28T21:36:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=6051"},"modified":"2012-12-28T16:36:20","modified_gmt":"2012-12-28T21:36:20","slug":"retrobruxist-friday-122812","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/12\/28\/retrobruxist-friday-122812\/","title":{"rendered":"Retrobruxist Friday 12\/28\/12"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hope all you Avid Bruxistists are having a lovely holiday or two or eight nights or however many days Kwanzaa is. Seven, right? Seven. Pretty sure it&#8217;s seven.<\/p>\n<p>I just looked it up. It&#8217;s seven. Is it me or does the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.officialkwanzaawebsite.org\/index.shtml\">Official Kwanzaa Website<\/a> need a graphic designer like whoa?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Three years<\/strong> ago&#8230; well, I figured out how to turn off the <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/28\/iming-w-24yo-wtf\/\">IM function<\/a> shortly thereafter.<\/p>\n<p>Me, Dad, last-minute shopping at Walgreen&#8217;s. <a href=\"http:\/\/http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/28\/what%E2%80%99s-the-opposite-of-a-christmas-miracle-part-1\/\">Terrible consequences<\/a>. <strong>Two years<\/strong> ago.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t believe it was <strong>a year<\/strong> ago that <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/27\/dw\/\">I found this guy<\/a>. I still get sad\u00a0about him sometimes. But he meant <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/26\/m-o\/\">two<\/a> 2012 <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/25\/the-foster-chronicles-tulip-week-1\/\">miracles<\/a> for me. One step back, two steps forward.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Retrobruxist Friday, y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hope all you Avid Bruxistists are having a lovely holiday or two or eight nights or however many days Kwanzaa is. Seven, right? Seven. Pretty sure it&#8217;s seven. I just looked it up. It&#8217;s seven. Is it me or does the Official Kwanzaa Website need a graphic designer like whoa? Three years ago&#8230; well, I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/12\/28\/retrobruxist-friday-122812\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Retrobruxist Friday 12\/28\/12<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6051","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animules","category-dating","category-fambly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6051","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6051"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6051\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6052,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6051\/revisions\/6052"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}