{"id":5821,"date":"2012-11-25T09:08:48","date_gmt":"2012-11-25T14:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=5821"},"modified":"2012-11-25T09:08:48","modified_gmt":"2012-11-25T14:08:48","slug":"oops-belated-retrobruxist-friday-112312","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/25\/oops-belated-retrobruxist-friday-112312\/","title":{"rendered":"Oops! Belated Retrobruxist Friday 11\/23\/12"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Holiday schedule! Totally forgot Retrobruxist Friday!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Three years ago<\/strong>, I wrote about the day I earned my <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/18\/can-you-taste-it\/\">freedom<\/a>. I was just yesterday saying to somebody that, as much as I would like a partner and a family, I realize that going out to Geer Street Garden with my friends on a Wednesday evening &#8212; that&#8217;s what says freedom to me these days &#8212;\u00a0is a function of being single and childless, and I do appreciate it.<\/p>\n<p>I had one of my rare <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/21\/subconscious-seeks-ogre\/\">sex dreams<\/a> <strong>two years ago<\/strong>. &lt;shudder&gt; &lt;not in a good way&gt;<\/p>\n<p><strong>A year ago<\/strong>, I told a <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/11\/22\/a-cotton-swab-parable\/\">parable<\/a>. You should read it, for learning. But also for the comments afterward which were really funny.<\/p>\n<p>ALSO, I started a <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.tumblr.com\/\">tumblr<\/a> because I know you were dying to know what things on the internet are good.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Retrobruxist Friday (two days late), y&#8217;all.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holiday schedule! Totally forgot Retrobruxist Friday! Three years ago, I wrote about the day I earned my freedom. I was just yesterday saying to somebody that, as much as I would like a partner and a family, I realize that going out to Geer Street Garden with my friends on a Wednesday evening &#8212; that&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/25\/oops-belated-retrobruxist-friday-112312\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Oops! Belated Retrobruxist Friday 11\/23\/12<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,5,8],"tags":[102,77,101,103],"class_list":["post-5821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-call-me-crazy","category-dating","category-fambly","tag-parable","tag-retrobruxist","tag-sex-dreams","tag-tumblr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5821","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5821"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5821\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5830,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5821\/revisions\/5830"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}