{"id":5815,"date":"2012-11-24T13:17:29","date_gmt":"2012-11-24T18:17:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=5815"},"modified":"2012-11-25T14:34:08","modified_gmt":"2012-11-25T19:34:08","slug":"cooking-for-dumbs-3rd-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/24\/cooking-for-dumbs-3rd-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Cooking for Dumbs: Bacon-wrapped Dates (Vlog!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New vlog! I suppose I could&#8217;ve put some <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/10\/17\/ruby-are-you-contemplating-going-out-somewhere\/\">makeup<\/a> on, but it was early, and<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5816\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5816\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_3095-e1353780500695.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5816\" title=\"IMG_3095\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_3095-e1353780500695-300x223.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"223\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_3095-e1353780500695-300x223.jpg 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMG_3095-e1353780500695-1024x764.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5816\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I haven&#8217;t quite opened any of it yet.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Change takes time, people.<\/p>\n<p>Also, yes, those are benzoyl peroxide bleach stains on my shirt. I&#8217;m fancy.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lfWOcA6r6bo?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>P.S. I forgot to mention, so you don&#8217;t inadvertently end up in a relationship with the grocery guy, the dates are WITH THE RAISINS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New vlog! I suppose I could&#8217;ve put some makeup on, but it was early, and Change takes time, people. Also, yes, those are benzoyl peroxide bleach stains on my shirt. I&#8217;m fancy. P.S. I forgot to mention, so you don&#8217;t inadvertently end up in a relationship with the grocery guy, the dates are WITH THE &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/24\/cooking-for-dumbs-3rd-edition\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cooking for Dumbs: Bacon-wrapped Dates (Vlog!)<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cookin","category-gluten-freek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5815"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5815\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5831,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5815\/revisions\/5831"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}