{"id":5587,"date":"2012-10-24T22:27:11","date_gmt":"2012-10-25T02:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=5587"},"modified":"2012-10-24T22:27:11","modified_gmt":"2012-10-25T02:27:11","slug":"tweedly-tweedly-dee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/10\/24\/tweedly-tweedly-dee\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweedly Tweedly Dee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, do you <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/avidbruxist\">follow me on Twitter<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t, you&#8217;re missing so, so much. For example, this insightful analysis of the third presidential debate:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5588\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5588\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Third-Debate.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5588\" title=\"Third Debate\" src=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Third-Debate-300x294.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"294\" srcset=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Third-Debate-300x294.png 300w, https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Third-Debate.png 537w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5588\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#8217;m a foreign policy expert.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>While you&#8217;re at it, Like <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/Avid-Bruxist\/181941891834209\">my Facebook page<\/a> too. For crying out loud, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/TulipTheAdoptABullDog\">Tulip<\/a> has more Facebook Likers than I do, and I&#8217;ve been hammering away at this shit for years.<\/p>\n<p>(I will try to put up a real post tomorrow, friends. All my words for the week got syphoned off into a piece of thinly veiled fiction about a river tubing trip that I barfed out [the story, not the trip] for my writing workshop. But it&#8217;s not even good yet, so I can&#8217;t post it here. Plus, I&#8217;ve been <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/08\/23\/this-is-not-a-real-post\/\">staying up past my bedtime again<\/a> because the subject matter of the short story is making me all agitated. I need to go to bed now.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, do you follow me on Twitter? If you don&#8217;t, you&#8217;re missing so, so much. For example, this insightful analysis of the third presidential debate: While you&#8217;re at it, Like my Facebook page too. For crying out loud, Tulip has more Facebook Likers than I do, and I&#8217;ve been hammering away at this shit for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/10\/24\/tweedly-tweedly-dee\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tweedly Tweedly Dee<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,6],"tags":[42,40,38,76,74,75],"class_list":["post-5587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-first-world-problems","category-random","tag-facebook","tag-foster-dog","tag-pit-bulls","tag-sleep","tag-twitter","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5587"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5587\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5592,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5587\/revisions\/5592"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}