Since I can’t deal with the douchebaggery that is Pat Robertson, I must Mad Lib him.\u00a0 Here, you try:<\/p>\n
“Something [past-tense verb] a long time ago in Haiti, and [plural noun] might not want to talk about it,” Robertson said during a(n) [noun] on the Christian Broadcasting Network.<\/p>\n
“They were under the [body part] of the French \u2026 and they got together and swore a pact to the [noun].<\/p>\n
“They said, ‘We will [verb] you if you’ll get us free from the [nationality]’.”<\/p>\n
“True story. And so the [same noun as line 2] said, ‘okay, it’s a [noun].’ They [past-tense verb] the French out.<\/p>\n
“The Haitians [past-tense verb] and got themselves free \u2026 ever since, they have been cursed by one [noun] after the other.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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