{"id":5047,"date":"2012-08-23T22:18:34","date_gmt":"2012-08-24T02:18:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=5047"},"modified":"2012-08-23T22:18:34","modified_gmt":"2012-08-24T02:18:34","slug":"this-is-not-a-real-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/08\/23\/this-is-not-a-real-post\/","title":{"rendered":"This Is Not a Real Post"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m rull tired. I’m\u00a0just<\/em>\u00a0starting to get almost<\/em> enough sleep after seven weeks of being a petulant child about bedtime.<\/p>\n

And I hosted the Monti<\/a> StorySLAM<\/a> again on Tuesday. By all accounts, it went well. I feel like it went well. I think it went well.\u00a0I was less nervous this time than for the last couple. (And it’s always such a rush that I think I’ll never sleep again, until exactly 45 minutes after, when my brain ceases to function entirely and I PTFO.) But it takes a lot of work and preparation and practice.<\/p>\n

Anyway, that’s why I haven’t posted this week. But you can read the stories I told that night here on the blog, if you’re interested:<\/p>\n

Yo Soy El Machete<\/a><\/p>\n

What’s the Opposite of a Christmas Miracle?<\/a><\/p>\n

You & the Night-Swimming<\/a><\/p>\n

Climb Every Mountain, Ford Every Stream<\/a><\/p>\n

Trigger Happy<\/a><\/p>\n

and<\/p>\n

The Business<\/a><\/p>\n

I somehow molded them all to fit the theme of the night (Nature).<\/p>\n

I’ll get back to posting as soon as my energy level spikes and inspiration strikes, but in the meantime,<\/p>\n

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notice anything odd about this picture?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

No?<\/p>\n

Look closer.<\/p>\n

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Snoopy.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m rull tired. I’m\u00a0just\u00a0starting to get almost enough sleep after seven weeks of being a petulant child about bedtime. And I hosted the Monti StorySLAM again on Tuesday. By all accounts, it went well. I feel like it went well. I think it went well.\u00a0I was less nervous this time than for the last couple. … Continue reading This Is Not a Real Post<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-first-world-problems","category-whats-making-me-happy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5047"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5047\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5051,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5047\/revisions\/5051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}