{"id":4893,"date":"2012-07-26T06:56:36","date_gmt":"2012-07-26T10:56:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=4893"},"modified":"2012-11-11T13:59:33","modified_gmt":"2012-11-11T18:59:33","slug":"just-now-realizing-how-funny-this-conversation-from-a-few-days-ago-was","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/26\/just-now-realizing-how-funny-this-conversation-from-a-few-days-ago-was\/","title":{"rendered":"Just Now Realizing How Funny This Conversation from a Few Days Ago Was"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: <em>The problem is, when you buy a 3-pack of underpants&#8212;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>My <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=2030\">sister-wife<\/a>: <em>STOP. The problem IS that you buy your underwear in 3-packs. You&#8217;re an adult.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: The problem is, when you buy a 3-pack of underpants&#8212; My sister-wife: STOP. The problem IS that you buy your underwear in 3-packs. You&#8217;re an adult.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,18],"tags":[89,90],"class_list":["post-4893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-first-world-problems","category-t-m-i","tag-sister-wife","tag-underpants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4893"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4893\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5723,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4893\/revisions\/5723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}