Why does Netta……………..Ullabe pause for six seconds between her first and last name?<\/p>\n
Why do all the anchors call her Soraya Sa-har-di<\/em> Nelson, when she clearly calls herself Soraya Sar-hadi<\/em> Nelson?<\/p>\n Why does Terry Gross welcome people to Fresh Air<\/em> but not allow them to thank her for having them?<\/p>\n Why does Lynne Rosetto Casper shout ‘Hey!’ before phrases like ‘take care’ and ‘thanks for calling’?<\/p>\n Why does Guy Raz get to have a name like that?<\/p>\n Why don’t all the other journalists sign off like Eufebia Quistarkten (Dakaaaaaaar)?<\/em><\/p>\n Why isn’t Ira Flatow punished for his bad jokes?<\/p>\n Why can’t I find how to spell Dwahali Saicowtow?<\/p>\n Why can’t callers understand that Neil Conan just wants you to state your damn point and does not want you to thank him for taking your call?<\/p>\n Why doesn’t Ira Glass realize that “a variety of different kinds of stories” is redundant?<\/p>\n Why can’t Carl Kasell—UNC alum and basketball fan and so freaking<\/em> adorable—be my grandpa?<\/p>\n Why does Ann Taylor sound like she’s being goosed in the middle of the phrase ‘Dow Jones InDUStrial Average’?<\/p>\n Why, Terry Graedon?\u00a0 Why?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Why does Netta……………..Ullabe pause for six seconds between her first and last name? Why do all the anchors call her Soraya Sa-har-di Nelson, when she clearly calls herself Soraya Sar-hadi Nelson? Why does Terry Gross welcome people to Fresh Air but not allow them to thank her for having them? Why does Lynne Rosetto Casper … Continue reading Why Am I a Total Geek?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=486"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":540,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486\/revisions\/540"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}