{"id":4708,"date":"2012-07-02T11:33:33","date_gmt":"2012-07-02T15:33:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=4708"},"modified":"2012-07-03T03:09:09","modified_gmt":"2012-07-03T07:09:09","slug":"he-hath-been-adorable-and-sweet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/02\/he-hath-been-adorable-and-sweet\/","title":{"rendered":"He Hath Been Adorable and Sweet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=4697\">It&#8217;s also important to note that<\/a>, when we sat in motherfucking DC traffic and then blazed (way out of our way) west to Manassas to take Route 15 south but then I missed the turn-off to\u00a0<em>stay<\/em> on 15, not once but twice, and I threw multiple\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=3213\">Grand Tanties<\/a>\u00a0(traffic &amp; getting lost being two of my tantrum triggers), my dad seemed surprised every time and said, &#8220;Oh. I&#8217;m just enjoying my time with <em>you<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s possible my dad&#8217;s the sweetest old bastard alive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s also important to note that, when we sat in motherfucking DC traffic and then blazed (way out of our way) west to Manassas to take Route 15 south but then I missed the turn-off to\u00a0stay on 15, not once but twice, and I threw multiple\u00a0Grand Tanties\u00a0(traffic &amp; getting lost being two of my tantrum &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/02\/he-hath-been-adorable-and-sweet\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">He Hath Been Adorable and Sweet<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-call-me-crazy","category-fambly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4708"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4721,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4708\/revisions\/4721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}