A week ago, my buddy Kathleen called and asked if I wanted to be in a video she was thinking of making. She gave me the run-down, and I said yes, absolutely.<\/p>\n
After reading the script, I thought through my costume options and decided on jean shorts and white tank top. Also, as luck would have it, I had just done my once-every-three-years bra shopping at Target and replaced the blue one (that Redford had chewed on in 2010 but I continued to wear) with a leopard-print number. (Hahahahaha. Leopard-print.) Perfect for under the white tank top.<\/p>\n
I picked up a soda from Burger King, piled my hair on top of my head, and met Kathleen on the “set” Monday afternoon.<\/p>\n
I had someplace to be 45 minutes later (a date!), so we needed to get it done, but the other actor, who was going to film my part and vice-versa was late. Kathleen, who is not at all scared of strangers which I don’t understand because I’m scared of all strangers and also most of the people I know, saw a guy coming out of a house a few doors down and said, “Would you mind filming this for us?”<\/p>\n
And, naturally, the guy was like, “Sure! I’d love to.”<\/p>\n
He was cute. His name was Alejandro. Kathleen asked him later and he said he was straight and single.<\/p>\n
I digress!\u00a0Anyway, here’s Kathleen’s<\/del> Sal Roker’s breaking report that homosexuals might actually be human beings:<\/p>\n