{"id":4581,"date":"2012-05-27T14:38:45","date_gmt":"2012-05-27T18:38:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=4581"},"modified":"2012-05-27T14:38:45","modified_gmt":"2012-05-27T18:38:45","slug":"the-collapsation-of-the-sensation-of-the-mirror-of-the-memories-in-which-we-are-living","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/27\/the-collapsation-of-the-sensation-of-the-mirror-of-the-memories-in-which-we-are-living\/","title":{"rendered":"The Collapsation of the Sensation of the Mirror of the Memories in Which We Are Living"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BdHK_r9RXTc\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This is why, when people ask what &#8220;my type&#8221; is, I say funny and smart.<\/p>\n<p>If Reggie Watts asked me to marry him today, I&#8217;d be all, &#8220;Siri! What time does city hall close?!&#8221; And then I&#8217;d remember I don&#8217;t have an iPhone 4S. Hopefully, he&#8217;d have one, or else I&#8217;d have to look it up on Google, and that would take a minute, and maybe in that time\u00a0he&#8217;d change his mind. :(<\/p>\n<p>Also, I just remembered it&#8217;s Sunday, and city hall isn&#8217;t open on Sunday, so I need all of you to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.themonastery.org\/ordination\">get ordained right now<\/a>, and keep your phones set to loud on evenings, weekends, and holidays, on the chance that I meet Reggie Watts and hornswoggle him into marrying me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is why, when people ask what &#8220;my type&#8221; is, I say funny and smart. If Reggie Watts asked me to marry him today, I&#8217;d be all, &#8220;Siri! What time does city hall close?!&#8221; And then I&#8217;d remember I don&#8217;t have an iPhone 4S. Hopefully, he&#8217;d have one, or else I&#8217;d have to look it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/27\/the-collapsation-of-the-sensation-of-the-mirror-of-the-memories-in-which-we-are-living\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Collapsation of the Sensation of the Mirror of the Memories in Which We Are Living<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating","category-first-world-problems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4581"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4581\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4586,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4581\/revisions\/4586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}