{"id":4561,"date":"2012-05-24T17:13:13","date_gmt":"2012-05-24T21:13:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=4561"},"modified":"2012-12-04T17:00:26","modified_gmt":"2012-12-04T22:00:26","slug":"then-he-married-dpanie-and-shaved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/24\/then-he-married-dpanie-and-shaved\/","title":{"rendered":"Then he married Dpanie and Shaved"},"content":{"rendered":"

Cleaning up my desktop and just found comics (remember Peguses<\/a> and Athena’s Birth<\/a>?) that I never posted. Sorry about that. Remedying the situation now. The first is\u00a0Oliver<\/a>‘s (click for bigger):<\/p>\n

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In case you can’t read his handwriting, and Zeus knows I often sure as Hades can’t, following is the transcript.<\/p>\n

Zeus and hera had a baby had<\/del> named hermes (PUSH!!!!)<\/em><\/p>\n

But the baby escaped (COME BACK here)<\/em><\/p>\n

and stole apollo’s cows (moo!)<\/em><\/p>\n

apollo got mad and went looking for them (MOO!)<\/em><\/p>\n

he got mad at hermes for stealing the cows (wait. I have a Idea)<\/em><\/p>\n

he traded a musical instrument for not getting hit (awesome; strum strum)<\/em><\/p>\n

then he traded more music for the godness of herdsmen (staff for music?; deal!)<\/em><\/p>\n

then, for his slyness, zeus promoted him to be the 12th olympan god (you [???] go to olympus; your true talent will be realized; you shall be the 12th olympian god)<\/em><\/p>\n

Then here’s Daria’s:<\/p>\n

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Apollo was the son of zuea and he was god of the sun.<\/em><\/p>\n

A lot of people love Apollo four who he was.<\/em><\/p>\n

Apollo thogth he wa better then ever one.<\/em><\/p>\n

Apollo’s symbol was a snake.<\/em><\/p>\n

At least one Roman writer. Horace in his Carmen Saeculare.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Apollo saw a grl name Dpanie and fell in love with her <\/em>[She misspells ‘girl’ but not ‘Carmen Saeculare’.]<\/p>\n

Then he married Dpanie and shaved<\/em><\/p>\n

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Cleaning up my desktop and just found comics (remember Peguses and Athena’s Birth?) that I never posted. Sorry about that. Remedying the situation now. The first is\u00a0Oliver‘s (click for bigger): In case you can’t read his handwriting, and Zeus knows I often sure as Hades can’t, following is the transcript. Zeus and hera had a … Continue reading Then he married Dpanie and Shaved<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4562,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-teaching"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4561"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4561\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5910,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4561\/revisions\/5910"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}