{"id":419,"date":"2010-01-20T20:27:21","date_gmt":"2010-01-21T01:27:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=419"},"modified":"2010-01-20T20:27:21","modified_gmt":"2010-01-21T01:27:21","slug":"e-i-mfing-o","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/20\/e-i-mfing-o\/","title":{"rendered":"E-I-MFing-O"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have my crankypants on.\u00a0 And my bossyboots.\u00a0 Makes for a lovely ensemble.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>My throat&#8217;s all scratchy.<\/li>\n<li>I ate too many cookies, so now I have a belly-ache.<\/li>\n<li>Scott Brown won the special election in Massachusetts.<\/li>\n<li>I have to be at work at 7:15am every day.<\/li>\n<li>My mechanic is $1,200 richer than he was this morning.<\/li>\n<li><em>Not one of you<\/em> has done my laundry lately.<\/li>\n<li>And my Scrabble rack on Facebook looks like the fucking chorus of &#8220;Old MacDonald&#8221;.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Of course, the happenstance of having been born to white parents in the United States in the 21st century means I have an education, a house, a job, a car, (truly crappy) health insurance, cookies, a voter registration card, and a washing machine.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing to be done about that passel of vowels on my Scrabble rack, though, I guess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have my crankypants on.\u00a0 And my bossyboots.\u00a0 Makes for a lovely ensemble. My throat&#8217;s all scratchy. I ate too many cookies, so now I have a belly-ache. Scott Brown won the special election in Massachusetts. I have to be at work at 7:15am every day. My mechanic is $1,200 richer than he was this &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/20\/e-i-mfing-o\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">E-I-MFing-O<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=419"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":544,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions\/544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}