{"id":4159,"date":"2012-03-21T18:36:04","date_gmt":"2012-03-21T22:36:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=4159"},"modified":"2012-03-21T18:36:04","modified_gmt":"2012-03-21T22:36:04","slug":"and-my-scramble-games-are-taking-forever-to-load","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/21\/and-my-scramble-games-are-taking-forever-to-load\/","title":{"rendered":"And My Scramble Games Are Taking Forever to Load"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Struggling here at Avid Bruxist headquarters, friends.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been ordering <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=1344\">my amino acids<\/a> online for maybe a year now in attempt to <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=3289\">save a little bit of money<\/a>. They&#8217;re still ridiculously expensive, but <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=3311\">they help<\/a> me. They really help me. Whether it&#8217;s the <a href=\"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=3314\">placebo effect or not<\/a> makes little difference to me at this point.<\/p>\n<p>Last week&#8217;s shipment got stolen off my stoop. Or so I&#8217;m inferring since the P.O. said they delivered it but it wasn&#8217;t there when I got home. (By the way, fuck you, thief. \u00a0And haha, I hope you were crossing your fingers that it was an iPod, when all you got was l-tyrosine and mucuna pruriens. Motherfucker.)<\/p>\n<p>I called the company, and they replaced the shipment free. (Note to business owners: Vitacost bought my never-ending loyalty for $65.)<\/p>\n<p>The replacements arrived on Tuesday, but I missed probably eight doses of one of the more important ones. I know it&#8217;s important because I&#8217;ve tried to reduce the dose before with negative results.<\/p>\n<p>And I don&#8217;t feel good.<\/p>\n<p>Probably doesn&#8217;t help that I&#8217;m stressed out from various first-world problems, e.g., an upcoming storytelling event; the new foster dog (who is a sugar booger, but there are challenges); a persistent cold which could I suppose be a sinus infection at this point; 500 bucks in tree limb removal so my ancient pin oaks don&#8217;t drop them and crush my car, which I hate and want to replace but don&#8217;t know if I can afford to, now that I&#8217;ve given so much money to the tree man.<\/p>\n<p>I know I need to STFU, but I just wanted to let you know, if the blog doesn&#8217;t get updated, it&#8217;s because\u00a0my robot-vacuum doesn&#8217;t get the corners of the rooms and I have to sweep them! Wah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Struggling here at Avid Bruxist headquarters, friends. I&#8217;ve been ordering my amino acids online for maybe a year now in attempt to save a little bit of money. They&#8217;re still ridiculously expensive, but they help me. They really help me. Whether it&#8217;s the placebo effect or not makes little difference to me at this point. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/21\/and-my-scramble-games-are-taking-forever-to-load\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">And My Scramble Games Are Taking Forever to Load<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-call-me-crazy","category-first-world-problems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4159"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4160,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4159\/revisions\/4160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}