{"id":395,"date":"2010-01-03T12:27:27","date_gmt":"2010-01-03T17:27:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=395"},"modified":"2010-01-03T12:27:27","modified_gmt":"2010-01-03T17:27:27","slug":"platform-bananas-revisited","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/03\/platform-bananas-revisited\/","title":{"rendered":"Platform Bananas, Revisited"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Public Service Announcement<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>In &#8220;Before He Cheats&#8221;, Carrie Underwood is NOT singing:<\/p>\n<address>I dug my key into the side<\/address>\n<address>Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive<\/address>\n<address>Carved my name into <\/address>\n<address>His Legacy<\/address>\n<address>\n<\/address>\n<p>She is singing:<\/p>\n<address>&#8230;.<\/address>\n<address>Carved my name into<\/address>\n<address>His leather seats<\/address>\n<address>\n<\/address>\n<p>It took me a while, but now that I figured it out, the guy never did seem like the Subaru-driving type.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Public Service Announcement In &#8220;Before He Cheats&#8221;, Carrie Underwood is NOT singing: I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into His Legacy She is singing: &#8230;. Carved my name into His leather seats It took me a while, but now that I figured it out, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/03\/platform-bananas-revisited\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Platform Bananas, Revisited<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=395"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":397,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions\/397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}