{"id":3571,"date":"2011-12-13T21:21:44","date_gmt":"2011-12-14T02:21:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=3571"},"modified":"2011-12-13T21:21:44","modified_gmt":"2011-12-14T02:21:44","slug":"greetings-from-avid-bruxist-headquarters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/13\/greetings-from-avid-bruxist-headquarters\/","title":{"rendered":"Greetings from Avid Bruxist Headquarters!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thank you for your business. We regret to inform you that the words you requested are currently on back-order with our supplier. We expect them to be ready to ship within a few days, or possibly never. In the meantime, we&#8217;d like to offer you these alternate words:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It was coming on to dusk by the time he turned into the all\u00e9e of ancient water oaks. Three-quarters of a mile long, there were over a hundred trees on either side, like deposed gods from some old pantheon, brooding wrongs the wider world had moved on from.&#8221; \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0-David Payne, <em>Back to Wando Passo<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hopefully, these words will tide you over and not make you never want to write again because you&#8217;ll never come up with something that good.<\/p>\n<p>When your words ship, you may track them with the following code: WR1T3RSBL0CK<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;d like to change your order, there are eleventy-five billion blogs on the internet better than this one.<\/p>\n<p>We appreciate your business here at Avid Bruxist and regret any inconvenience this delay has caused you.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank you for your business. We regret to inform you that the words you requested are currently on back-order with our supplier. We expect them to be ready to ship within a few days, or possibly never. In the meantime, we&#8217;d like to offer you these alternate words: &#8220;It was coming on to dusk by &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/13\/greetings-from-avid-bruxist-headquarters\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Greetings from Avid Bruxist Headquarters!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-first-world-problems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3571"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3637,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3571\/revisions\/3637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}