{"id":339,"date":"2009-12-29T21:45:08","date_gmt":"2009-12-30T02:45:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/?p=339"},"modified":"2009-12-29T21:45:08","modified_gmt":"2009-12-30T02:45:08","slug":"are-those-bananas-in-your-platforms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/29\/are-those-bananas-in-your-platforms\/","title":{"rendered":"Are Those Bananas in Your Platforms?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Public Service Announcement<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong>It turns out, Earth, Wind, &amp; Fire is NOT singing:<\/p>\n<address>Get this fruit, stuck in your shoes<\/address>\n<address>So stand up (all right)<\/address>\n<address>Aaaaaaall right<\/address>\n<address> <\/address>\n<address> <\/address>\n<p>Indeed, the lyric is actually:<\/p>\n<address>Let this groove, set in your shoes,<\/address>\n<address>So stand up (all right) <\/address>\n<address>Aaaaaaall right<\/address>\n<p>If you&#8217;d like to see the funkadelic, futuristic, shoulder padded, sequined, keytar hotness:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_XOY7lsBVpo\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_XOY7lsBVpo<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Watch for the Great &amp; Powerful Oz at 2:20!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Public Service Announcement It turns out, Earth, Wind, &amp; Fire is NOT singing: Get this fruit, stuck in your shoes So stand up (all right) Aaaaaaall right Indeed, the lyric is actually: Let this groove, set in your shoes, So stand up (all right) Aaaaaaall right If you&#8217;d like to see the funkadelic, futuristic, shoulder &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/29\/are-those-bananas-in-your-platforms\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Are Those Bananas in Your Platforms?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=339"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":371,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions\/371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/avidbruxist.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}